Instead of sex I prefer to smoke the turkey.
After a night out at the bar I like to go home and smoke the turkey.
During office hours my boss likes to sit at his desk and smoke the turkey.
While watching porn I enjoy smoking the turkey.
After a night out at the bar I like to go home and smoke the turkey.
During office hours my boss likes to sit at his desk and smoke the turkey.
While watching porn I enjoy smoking the turkey.
by bufumufu1 November 26, 2010
Get the smoke the turkeymug. by daniel d, and otherzzz October 19, 2008
Get the jerk the turkeymug. The act of forcing a girl to deep throat your cock, while your nut sack acts as the gobbler. She then makes a turkey sound and flaps her arms.
Dude, the Principal walked in on me giving my girl friend a Turkey Gobbler in the bathroom!
deep throat cock gobbler naughty
deep throat cock gobbler naughty
by The long horner September 18, 2011
Get the Turkey Gobblermug. A nonsensical action that is performed for the sole purpose of making someone do work. Similar to watering a dog shit garden except that the action is forced upon by a second-party.
by jimcool126 June 25, 2008
Get the water the turkeymug. The process of quitting an addiction in a method not so extreme as the process of cold turkey. Instead of an intense and sudden stop of said addictive substance, one will lessen the quantity of said substance over a course of non-specified time. Cool turkey enables a person to maintain said addiction whilst also retaining a small percentage of mental/physical dependancy.
Cool turkey in general assists in the process of quitting any kind of addiction. Cool turkey enables the user to set the limits of addiction as long as it is a lesser amount than the previous set goal, or the original amount of usage for starting out.
Cool turkey lessens the effects of withdrawal symptoms for any addiction by easing the process, therefore making this method the penultimate choice for quitting any addiction.
Cool turkey in general assists in the process of quitting any kind of addiction. Cool turkey enables the user to set the limits of addiction as long as it is a lesser amount than the previous set goal, or the original amount of usage for starting out.
Cool turkey lessens the effects of withdrawal symptoms for any addiction by easing the process, therefore making this method the penultimate choice for quitting any addiction.
No buddy, I'm going to cool turkey it. I'm going to smoke half a pack a day then a quarter pack a day. Once i can handle that i will decrease to one cigarette a day, and eventually stop smoking all together. It is a lot easier than you think
by Manny Blue April 7, 2011
Get the Cool Turkeymug. When the 45th POTUS repeats the offensive talking points crafted by Turkish President Erdogan by saying that Syria just had to be “cleaned out.”
by Dr Bunnygirl October 18, 2019
Get the Turkey talkingmug. A turkey pussy can be defined as a vagina with very pronounced, sagging lips and vulva that hang. This is usually common in older women.
"Yeah, one way to look at it is that she's older and experienced. Another way is that she has a turkey pussy."
by Ronald H. December 2, 2007
Get the turkey pussymug.