donald thong

This is the formal definition of what former president aka the loser of the United States wears as underwear. A purple thong with lace that goes all the way up his ass. It has many skid-marks and smells like absolute shit, just like Donald Trumps racist self :)
"I think Stacy started wearing Donald Thongs, it would make more sense as to why she started being so uptight and annoying"
by joey bugsville November 10, 2020
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training thong

a pair of underwear that covers only a little bit of cheek, exposing most of the butt, but without being a full thong. used for when people want to get new victoria secret underwear without having their mothers question it.
“I got underwear from VS but it barely covers anything, it’s a training thong.”
by abcdefgiloveyou November 30, 2021
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Thong Crawl

When a girl has only a thong on, and is crawling across the bed towards you to suck your dick
Make her thong crawl like she my pet” -Buso
by Buso614 May 18, 2018
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Put on my big girl thong

Face up to what you need to do.
Synonymous with “adulting”.
I can’t sit here worrying about it anymore, it is time to put on my big girl thong and get this over with.
by Dumping Zone March 18, 2022
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Valley thong whistle

Is when a person who is rude and disgusting and refer to her massive stinky clit as a hunny pot wears a thong and farts out her jumbo cunt it makes a whistle sound like blow g on a blade of grass your holding
I seen this old gross blond lady working out doing squat thrusters that her beaver was doing the valley thong whistle every thrust.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
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Le-thong James

N. - When u pull a bent over hookers thong out of her ass as far as it will stretch, do a line of yayo off of it and let it snap back into her crack creating a plume of white dust like LeBron James' powdered hand clap
I was plowing this girl last night and hit her with that Le-thong James.
by Mikaela Slopko December 30, 2023
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Le-Thong James

When u pull a thong out of a bent over woman's ass as far as it will stretch, do a gagger off her turd cutter and release the bungee thread back into her cheek canyon creating a plume of white powder resembling le-bron james’ powdered hand clap.
I went to the strip club last night and hit this stripper w the Le-Thong James in the champagne room
by Mikaela Slopko February 10, 2024
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