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Don't follow the stream 

To not follow trends. To do your own thing. Think of a parade. A parade has people following an object. The thing that is being followed represents the new trend. The parade goes down a street like floating objects down a river or stream.
Hot woman: I love nerdy guys.

Her friend: Wait. I thought you said that nerds were disgusting.

Woman: That was until Doctor Who became popular. All of my friends started liking nerds too.

Friend: Listen. Don't follow the stream.
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Can't see the hovercraft for the eels 

Being unable to see the bigger picture. Focusing on the eels without dealing with the larger hovercraft
I can't see the hovercraft for the eels

don’t bug the plug 

Have some fucking patience bruh, you’ll know when I know.
Yo my nigga, stop texting dude. You know what they say, “don’t bug the plug.”

don’t drop the shoe 

Basically means don’t fuck up.
*Pressure filled situation*
“Come on Tara, don’t drop the shoe!!!”
*fails*
“Damn Tara, you dropped the shoe.”
don’t drop the shoe by Elpreblo September 22, 2021

Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you 

Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass
Ex boyfriend: “Fuck you I'm out.”
Me: “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”

Don’t Stop The Dance 

Mama says, "Truth is all that matters
Lying and deceiving is a sin"
Drifting through a world that's torn and tattered
Every thought I have don't mean a thing
Don't stop, don't stop the dance
No more music
Don't stop the dance
Mama says, "Love is all the matters
Beauty should be deeper than your skin"
Living for the moment, lips and lashes
Will I ever find my way again?
Don't stop, don't stop the dance
No more music
Don't stop the dance
Don't stop, don't stop the dance
Mama says, "Only stormy weather
Don't know why there's no sun in the sky"
Footsteps in the dark come together
Got to keep on moving or I will die
Don't stop, Don’t Stop the Dance
No more music
Don't stop the dance
Don't stop, don't stop the dance
No more music
Don't stop the dance
Don't stop, don't stop the dance

T-cup the destroyer

A hero in many lives who can use his nipples to defeat his enemies. Despite the fact that he has the slowest reaction time in the history of heros, his beautiful, blonde hair always comes out on top; pornstar; disease similar to herpes
Oh gawd, I have T-cup the destroyer.
T-cup the destroyer by Julsaden9 October 26, 2016