"Did you read the new update for Fifty Shades of Weesnaw?"
No, not yet.
"OMG its all like 'WEESNAW WEESNAW WEESNAW'"
OMG i have to read it!
No, not yet.
"OMG its all like 'WEESNAW WEESNAW WEESNAW'"
OMG i have to read it!
by erisnaw amporsnaw April 28, 2013

by Cii June 11, 2014

The theory that proves that 96% of all women that wear big 60's style sunglasses trying to look like M.K Olsen or Nicole Richie; are in fact ugly ass horse faces. These woman wear these " vintage knockoff" glasses in order to cover up the hidden horse face. As for the remaining percent, 3% are the women who are actually stunningly gorgeous and their glasses are either Fendi or Dior, and the remaining 1% are the fag ass dudes wearing purple/yellow scarves and grey cheap mondays who were never cool in highschool and still aren't cool.
1. dave-"yoh bro, check out that broad ore' there with the huge shades!"
shad- " no man, think about the Big Shades Theory that Kent taught us, she is totally a horse face."
2. dave- " yoh bro, check out that dude with the big shades. what a stunner douche."
steve- " yeah, what a douche, check out his sweet tapered cheap mondays though, never seen those before..."
shad- " no man, think about the Big Shades Theory that Kent taught us, she is totally a horse face."
2. dave- " yoh bro, check out that dude with the big shades. what a stunner douche."
steve- " yeah, what a douche, check out his sweet tapered cheap mondays though, never seen those before..."
by Lenny Marshall December 16, 2008

( based on the novel by E.L. James)
a) the multiple facets of one's psychological profile/personality.
b) a more extensive repertoire- than even the Kama Sutra- of all the possible sexual positions,kinks and fetishes known to mankind throughout history and around the world.
a) the multiple facets of one's psychological profile/personality.
b) a more extensive repertoire- than even the Kama Sutra- of all the possible sexual positions,kinks and fetishes known to mankind throughout history and around the world.
even if you don't have all the 50 Shades of Grey , definition b), in your bag, don't worry; be more concerned with the 50 Shades of Grey definition a), when choosing your friends.
by Sexydimma May 10, 2015

If you are good at shading in drawings the you are good at giving handjobs.
so, good shaders=good handjob givers
particularly if you are female. If you're a really good shader, then you're really good at giving handjobs.
so, good shaders=good handjob givers
particularly if you are female. If you're a really good shader, then you're really good at giving handjobs.
jameson: I know that kelly would give amazing handjobs because she is amazing at shading her drawings. This is because of the shading handjob correlation.
by Jameson Patrick December 9, 2008

by mikehoncho March 27, 2012

“BRO, stop reading porn!”
“What? Dude, I’m reading 50 Shades of Grey.”
“Yeah, that what I said. Shut that shit now.”
“What? Dude, I’m reading 50 Shades of Grey.”
“Yeah, that what I said. Shut that shit now.”
by I need to take a piss July 29, 2021
