Darryl Powers

Double penetration

Her: Hey baby, do you have a buddy you can bring home to fuck me?
Him: Yeah sure, do you want to try Darryl Powers?

by Fuck Hole June 2, 2010

Power of the Bit

Drugged out non-sequitor regarding some item or event that is cool. Used to denote appreciation, if not comprehension.

"I just want to feel it."
"She wants to feel the power... the power of the bit."
"That's for you. Feel it! Feel that power. That's what Scientology is like. Feel it? Yeah. I deem you clear. I deem you OT Level 7. Alright."

by dogintub November 8, 2008

Power Dreidel

Official Rules of "POWER DREIDEL!"
SETUP:
-Form a circle with 3 or more people, taking turns, clockwise.
-The game requires 2 dreidels. 1 main dreidel & 1 bonus dreidel.
-Set aside a large cup as the community chalice & fill with 1 drink of beer at the beginning of the game.
-Set one shot of liquor beside community chalice.

HOW TO PLAY:
-Spin main dreidel. If it lands on...
Gimmel: Take 1 drink.
Hay: Pour 1 drink of your beverage into community chalice.
Nun: Give 1 drink to person of choice.
Shin: Drink all contents of community chalice
...OR risk it & spin the BONUS DREIDEL!

-The bonus dreidel allows a person who spun Shin a chance to avoid drinking the community chalice.

-Spin the bonus dreidel. If it lands on...
Nun: Choose someone else to drink community chalice.
Shin: Drink all contents of community chalice AND the shot of liquor.
Gimmel/Hay: Drink the community chalice.

-Any time the community chalice and/or shot is emptied, refill with a respective drink of beer and shot.

ADVANCED RULES (optional)
-When someone spins the bonus dreidel, form a circle, do a Hasidic style dance, and loudly chant "BO-NUS DREI-DEL, BO-NUS DREI-DEL, BO-NUS DREI-DEL!"
-All participants vary drink types to make community chalice less desirable.
-Specify a designated bonus dreidel guardian who is the official caretaker of the bonus dreidel.

"Dude, that Power Dreidel game got me so drunk last night that I put on a Santa Claus costume and made love to a Christmas tree!"

by Power Dreidel King December 16, 2012

Power Snoozing

Where one rests heavily. At the brink of falling asleep. Snoozing of resting heavily. Light sleeping.

Student A: "Hey man, I say you asleep in the classroom. Ha"
Student B: "I was sleeping! I like to call it, Power Snoozing."

by Siliconwolf September 27, 2006

Power Queef

When a female bodybuilder does power thrusts she forms a massive protein powered gas pocket in her vagina that, when released, can level 10 city blocks.

That roiding bitch is about to power queef us to kingdom come!

by Muffy Strong April 18, 2013

Power living

The concept of, when waiting for some distant goal, mentally forcing yourself to span that time quickly.

Steve: Dude, second semester went by so fast, I can't believe it's already summer.
Bob: Yeah, I've been power living since winter break.

by Stevebobtom February 20, 2011

Power User

1. People who know the advanced features of a computer operating system.
2. What business people who don't actually know anything about computers call themselves when all they can do is make spreadsheets in Excel. :

Ex:

1. I just installed a new GUI to Debian! Now to overlock my processor so I can get shit done!

2. The following is a real story from my old job:
Lady: *Calls Me(IT Guy)*
Me: Hello?
Lady: Yes, is this IT I'm speaking with?
Me: Yes.
Lady: I'm normally a "Power User" but lately, Windows has been SO slow! I would like it if you could help me.
Me: Ok, would you like me to come over to your office?
Lady: No, it's fine.
Me: Well, could you answer these questions?
Lady: Yes. Why is it so slow?
Me: Have you updated Windows?
Lady: No.
Me: Do you have Windows 7?
Lady: Why do you want me to downgrade? I already have Windows 95!
Me: Have you downloaded any viruses?
Lady: No, my doctor said I'm fine.
Me: Umm...Well, have you clicked on any suspicious E-Mails?
Lady: Yes! I'm still waiting for my new iPhone!
Me: *Facepalm*

by The Man with the Plan In a Can August 17, 2012