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lilly bond

a complete shit head that all her friends think she's on crack, and is a big fat bitch and are extremely annoying, lilly bonds hate everyone at first but then if they like them they will be a dick head to them and then she says they are best friends lilly bond is a big fat crackhead who is a twig but say shes says she has an ass and is fat when shes flat all her friends think she is a poo
by fat fuckin pig February 19, 2020
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Joe Bonds

The personification of nobody. When your own company is so good that hanging out with others starts to feel lacklustre.
"Wanna grab drinks after work?"
"I can't, I'm chilling with Joe Bonds"
by grimeysox September 30, 2022
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Pull a Bond

When you actually shart or defecate in your pants.
Bro1: Damn bro, are you all right ? What’s that smell ? Did you Pull a Bond ?

Bro2: Yup, I think I just pulled a Bond
by TheFrance October 12, 2022
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bonding

when you and the boys gather in the bathroom at summer camp and take turns dumping Gold Bond body powder down your pants in order to achieve a tingling ballsack sensation caressed by angels
bruh with the Gold Bond: ay bruh come bond with us its fun
random kid: whats that?
bruh with Gold Bond: its like angels caressing your ballsack just come in the bathroom with us
*random kid walks in bathroom and watches 6 dudes dump body powder down their pants*
*random kid tries it and becomes an enlightened one*
*random kid now goes out and tries to get another random kid in the bathroom to bond with everyone and grow the bonding circle*
by yungflip21 December 28, 2020
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twin bond

a bond only twins can have bigger than any other sort of bond. it can be broken or renewed
we have a twin bond
by keisicky May 9, 2023
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Zara bond

“Omg is that zara bond, hold me I’m gonna faint she’s too hot.”
by Hot dog gulper October 30, 2021
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Mr. Bond

God

Your creepy social studies teacher that everyone thinks is a psychopath. But yet you think he is God because he watches over his children
Mr. Bond is so creepy yall
by It's. Ya. Boi. Ellie_ May 13, 2018
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