ride bling

Ride bling refers to the trophies granted when achieving personal records, top n times, or King of the Mountain on segments in Strava.

Dude, you hammered that century on Sunday, so much ride bling!

by PhatBoyG May 22, 2016

Bling Johnny

Bling Johnny is God. Bling Johnny is life. Bling Johnny is life.

Person 1: EYO IS THAT BLING JOHNNY!?

Person 2: IT IS

Person 1: *dies because of holy bling*

by Iron taste like blood September 3, 2021

bling

Uselessly large amount of jewellery and/or other items of higher marginal utility worn or displayed by an individual. Commonly refers to necklaces (of gold), watches, rings, earrings or decorations on clothes or items (smartphone case decorated with diamonds, etcetera) but it may also refer to expensive clothing of a prestigious brand or other, unspecified, things. Generally considered "cool" among common cityfolk.

According to Carl Jung's mental processes theory, the process that seeks bling the most is Extroverted Sensing.

Dumbfuck: "Look at all that bling! So fucking cool!"
Smartass intellectual: "Oh no, another simpleton..."

by idksogtfo June 28, 2017

Jingle Bling

All the ornamentation and lights that a particularly festive individual hangs up on the exterior of his or her home, to the extent of being too bright and flashy; possibly becoming a traffic risk do to it's near-epileptic inducing qualities.

I was driving down through my neighborhood and almost hit an old lady crossing the street because I was distracted by all the decorations covering Mrs. Wilson's house. Too much jingle bling!

by Whitewolf719 December 5, 2011

Bling

A fat sibling that annoys the shit outta u

Freaking bling

by Heckbolt June 16, 2022

Clay-bling

Adding flair, ostentation and/or detailed artwork to a plaster cast on a broken bone.

When a small child has broken their wrist, and their mum draws pretty flowers and stuff on it or puts sparkly things on it, the child has Clay-bling.

by Lady Tommo November 3, 2010

Bling Bling

A black t-shirt, saying bling bling on it, next to a metal chain. both are painted on badly. The t-shirt got famous by a guy called maxim platte penis (flat penis) AKA irl fortnite be like.

"(shout) Bling Bling! (Say it while pulling your shirt left to right)"

by Irl fortnite be like! November 15, 2023