Christianity

A twisted and controlling "religion", or rather, a cult.

"Come here, little Johnny! Read the Bible! Learn bout Jesus! Learn about Christianity! But don't read the Old Testament. Don't learn about the incest, rape, murder, sexist, and countless other terrible things in the Bible!"

by Kittenspore October 2, 2018

Christian

He thinks and wants to be cool... But he really isn't.

Christian is very gay

by thegreenfreak December 12, 2018

Christianity

The state's big bad scapegoat.

Damn satanists/politicians anyways...

by Satan is a political whore! September 17, 2006

christian

a very handsome man, who will always be by your side no matter what, faithful honest and responsible, in other words YOUR dream guy

He sounds like a christian

by {:-)-]--[ February 16, 2010

Christianical

One who believes in Christ and forces,subtly,their belief on others.

For fucks sake don't swear,smoke,drink or fart around my mom.We'll be in for either a cold shoulder or a lecture or both. She's Christianical.

by Nortzz May 5, 2006

Christian

a heartbreaker who isn’t shit, a Christian is often overwhelmed. Most girls try to get at him but it’s doesnt work. A Christian is a guy who’d play many girls.

dude do you see Christian? He’s such a player

by jessicap3r3Z101 November 19, 2018

Christian

people that, throughout history, have managed to covert at least one person from every ethnical group, that probably had a more reasonable religion(did not plan an uprising every 3 months in ancient Rome) before being bathed in a giant barrel while a bald man said things to his god such as "make sure this person does not get sinned", etc. In reality, all abrahamic religions think they are the only true religions and all other religions are sinners, which is why when they were conquered repeatedly in ancient times, they always held uprisings. They are assholes because of these reasons.

Matt is easily offended by jokes about god, because he is an annoying Christian.

by amanthatlivesinyourbasement May 11, 2017