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Keep Me Texted

Based off of the expression "keep me posted," a way of asking someone to stay in touch via text message
Older brother: Thanks for a great night! See you soon.
Younger brother: Sounds good, keep me texted. Do you want to play some Mario Kart online later tonight?
Older brother: Maybe, I'll keep you texted!
Younger brother: Yeah, keep me texted!
by Caesar Is Home January 25, 2015
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Texting

Something practically ALL teens do that they're addicted to, and so they lack interpersonal communication.
Addicted Teen: "OMGEE! I love texting! What's your number? I'll text you."
by xKRIZZLYx July 13, 2010
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Multi Texting

v. To Multi-Text is to have a conversation with multiple people at the same time via SMS. Often induces severe cases of annoyance.
Josh: So who you texting?
Karen: Just Chloe and Craig.

- A few minutes pass -

Karen: Damnit! Will they stop texting me when I'm writing a message?!
Mike: Well maybe you should stop multi texting then.
by donnyboy01 October 22, 2007
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porn texting

When somone texts you to give them pornstar worthy pictures. Something Matt does alot.
Matt so was porn texting me the other night!

So I think I am going to porn text her later.
by Jill and Bethany January 14, 2008
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Texting Orgy

The act of gathering every person you can think of and texting everyone simultaneously.
"Hey Shelly, get everyone you know and let's have a texting orgy!"

"Alright!"
by rowemister December 22, 2008
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Texter's Remorse

The feeling that ultimately overcomes oneself upon sending a text message and either; writing the wrong thing, sending it to the wrong person, or forgetting something, knowing that you cannot now take it back. Usually ends in grief that you now have to send more messages to take back your original or add to it.

Occurrences range from the subtle to the major that may alter the conversation.
text: hey rachael ill be there around 7

(received)text: who the hell is rachael!?

text: oh sorry honey its uhh no one.

^He has texter's remorse^
by ShreddedDreamz January 28, 2009
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texting chin

A contortion of the face resulting in the creation of several additional chins. It is caused by drawing the chin toward the chest while attempting to text under one's desk at school or work inconspicuously, though often fails horribly.
Look at Pierce over there. He's sporting a total texting chin. As if the teacher doesn't notice anyway...
by I don't want a pseudonym January 11, 2010
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