Texas Soirée

The act of pissing inside someone’s ass, or vagina.

Jack - “Can you believe my wife is into piss play? It’s disgusting!”
James - “Yea, just the other day I gave her a Texas Soirée.”
Jack - “A WHAT?!”

by leavesomefortherestofus April 13, 2020

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texas snowman

When she sprinkles cocain all over her ass followed by setting a hat on her butt then adding a cookie on each ass cheek and last of all shoving a carrot up her ass before telling you to enjoy.

My girlfriend decided to surprise me with a Texas Snowman for Christmas. Frosty the snowman never tasted so good.

by Km243 August 19, 2017

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texas cigarette

Much like a post-coital cigarette, you roll over and fire your gun straight up. A good ol' after-slam shootin'.

Damn that was good. Time for a Texas Cigarette. Pew pew!

by THAhammer9091 January 03, 2016

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Texas exit

Exiting a US interstate highway at any point to access the service road or feeder street.

On the way to the Whataburger, I needed to pee but had missed the last off ramp, so I took a Texas exit to get to the gas station. -or- When I was telling Billy how to get to my house, instead of waiting for the next off ramp, he immediately made a Texas exit.

by TomKas July 19, 2008

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Texas Switch

To purposely change, alter, or remove and replace and object and feign its originality in order to keep or steal the "real" object.

Well Me and Joe have the same model of wireless phone. I broke my phone last weekend. So Wensday at work I pulled a Texas Switch with Joe and my SIM cards. MY PHONE WORKS NOW!

by Jacklemen Hearse July 21, 2008

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