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Faptitude Test

A faptitude test is an examination of a woman's attractiveness based on the likelihood or ability of the assessor to "fap" to said male or female based on physical features. This scale is measured on a percentage scale from 1 to 100 percent. For different assessors the percentage required for a passing score is different; however, the generally accepted percentage for a passing score is >70 percent. Percentages at values greater than 90 indicate an extremely attractive female.
Person 1: "Did you see those facebook pictures of Lisa? She looked great!"

Person 2: "Yeah she is like an 85 on my faptitude test"
by shannonbananon August 19, 2013
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Testes Twist

A “Testes Twist” is when someone twist a single testicle of another man.
Carl: Dude i gave Ryan the biggest “Testes Twist” yesterday you should’ve seen his face.
by JJ Jungle Juice November 24, 2020
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Test Dream

Test Dream is a style of video editing started by the surrealist Karbo. It combines ones video footage from their camera phone and another recording devices with images and archival footage found online. Similar to when dreaming the dreamer uses the subconscious footage gathered from their waking Life and combines in a cohesive as well as non cohesive manner in order to help one navigate and work through problems they're experiencing in their waking Life.

Karbo has said he got the idea of the name from a Sopranos episode entitled "The Test Dream". David Chase explained that the title refers to the dreams where an individual turns up late for a test in school and is wearing no clothing, meaning that the person is unprepared for a test or another task they have to face. Tony is unprepared to murder his coach in his dream.
Geoff is going to use his footage he shot with his phone today in The Haight and combine it with audio from his most recent podcast to make some test dream style art.
by Doug Coe June 27, 2022
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Soak test

A "soak test" is the part of video game testing where the game is started and the character is made to stand around for hours. It is used to detect crashes brought on by memory leaks and other faults in the game engine.
Today we will start Halo 3 and give it an 8-hour soak test.
by Aegrotatio October 20, 2010
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emissions testing

When you take a hose, attach it to a car's exhaust, put the hose into your anus, then place a heavy object (cinderblock) onto the gas pedal and prepare to die.
"Did you hear what happened to Harvey last night ?"
"No, what happened?"
"Dat nigga went through emissions testing"
by DumbshitMcgee69 February 14, 2018
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test hair

a hairstyle one gets unintentionally when they run their hands through their hair continuously during a test or while studying. causes the hair to look as if it's been combed backwards.
prof: whoa, was there a windstorm outside?
student: no, I just have test hair
by allisloon October 7, 2010
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penny test

The Penny Test is used to determine the health status of a vagina. Insert penny into slot. If the penny comes out tarnished or discolored, run.
I used The Penny Test on a hooker, and when I pulled the penny out it was tarnished. I put my pants back on and told her to leave.
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by Phil Mick Hock February 8, 2018
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