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testicles

did you know? if you rest one of them on the top of an empty beer bottle and hold a flame at the base of the bottle, the testicle will eventually get sucked in.

Does anyone know how to get it out tho? anyone? please?
Person 1 (stupid): hey bro i got one of my testicles stuck in a beer bottle
Person 2: *violently rips the bottle off along with the testicles*
by testicle_hater23 May 30, 2024
mugGet the testiclesmug.

Receding Testicle

Despite its name, the Receding Testicle refers to an area that is found in both males and females. In males, it is located where the testicular sac terminates inferior to the anus. In females, it is located where the vagina terminates inferior to the anus.
After 3 years of trucking, Mike's Receding Testicle developed a boil.
by Pillar Nasty September 9, 2016
mugGet the Receding Testiclemug.

typical testicle

He doesn't have a chance with me! He's such a typical testicle.
Bro...don't be a typical testicle.
by ThingsIJustCantSayOutLoud October 14, 2014
mugGet the typical testiclemug.

Canadian Testicles

Canadian #1:"Yo hoser wanna go get me some Canadian Testicles from Timmies?"
Canadian #2: "Sure, is chocolate glaze ok?"
Canadian #1: "Sorry but i prefer honey cruller"
Canadian #2: "Oh its no problem. Sorry I even had to ask."
by Sebbby1996 November 15, 2016
mugGet the Canadian Testiclesmug.

grinches testicle cheese

friend 1: do you smoke the grinches testicle cheese
friend 2: nah dude i sway toward that 057
by zassanzz February 13, 2018
mugGet the grinches testicle cheesemug.

Testicle Difficulties

A common ailment amongst men who lack courage or a back bone in general. In other words a man with no balls.
“Yoshi better man up and get over his ex man… he’s definitely having testicle difficulties”
by BigO96 December 29, 2023
mugGet the Testicle Difficultiesmug.

Phantom Testicle

Slang for Spirit testicle; A handy companion to ask questions about the unfathomable whom also happens to whisper compliments and sage advice in times of need.
Even though I lost my testicle, I gained the insight and friendship of what some would wrongly call a phantom testicle. Which is stupid. There's no such thing as phantoms.
by Testicular Journeyman May 19, 2018
mugGet the Phantom Testiclemug.

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