testicle head

Noun

- describing a person of low or no intellect whos testicular fortitude replaces their lack of intelligence

- a person who freaks out at everyone in their workplace resulting in said person being terminated and physically removed with police being notified

"can you please give me a good reference even though I called you a fucking moron and all the other things I said"
"I would think not. Now stop being a testicle head"

"Dude your such a fucking testicle head! Why would you think I'd help you after you fucked me over last time!"

by Heavens Problem July 14, 2018

Tentacle murphy

Big slimy Girthy cocks

Holy shit I heard Matthew has a tentacle Murphy hidin in his pants!

by Choppy Tom June 23, 2021

testicletwistingsimulator

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by penisucker69 October 18, 2021

Tentacle Job

When a girl sucks on a tentacle of a Hentai monster. It's like a blowjob but in this case a tentacle job.

That hottie in the Hentai scene just blew a monster via tentacle, meaning she sucked on his tentacle and he got off and came in her mouth. A tentacle job is never easy but always a good time.

by Erika Icon June 21, 2023

Testicle Turret

The action where a man with a rather large penis destroys a females ass with it. After the females ass is loose enough he drops his balls into her butthole. While his balls are in her butthole he spins around and jacks off. When he finally ejaculates he makes noises like a turret shooting all over.

Ali thought there was a real turret in her living room when Tanner dropped his balls in her and gave her the Testicle Turret

by DudeDawgMan December 5, 2009

testicle hound

Noun- 1.One that hounds testicles. 2. Someone who steals something from you.

"YOU TESTICLE HOUND!!! You stole my french fries!"

by WhereArtEsteban September 8, 2006

testcycles

Where you sit on your balls and ride them down the street.

"Hey, ma! I'm gonna ride my testcycles to the store; you want anything?"

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009