Ass Tennis

When two or more people (gay or straight) lube up tennis balls and shoot them into each other's asses using a tennis ball machine. This is for sexual pleasure more than sport

Scott and I played an intense game of ass tennis yesterday. Needless to say, my anus is still sore.

by alexjimenez July 21, 2007

tennis ball

to make out furiously with someone

Hey, let's go tennis ball in those bushes over there!

by Brian February 23, 2004

TenIllusions

AOL Instant Messanger screen name of a cock smoker. IM him and ask for head.

TenIllusions: i love cock

by Mark Martel August 14, 2003

N64 tennis

The best game ever on a sega master system. The player has to play tennis against a fish who says "ok average size good job"

Do you have N64 tennis...err whats it called N64 tennis naaaaat

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Brazilian Tennis

A sport or game played on a tennis court but replacing the use of tennis ball and racquet with football and feet - named after the legendary ball handling, juggling ability and all-round skills of brazilian footballers.

We wanted to play a set or two down at the courts, but some blokes had taken 'em over to play brazilian tennis!

by ibrah May 7, 2009

Tennessee Table Tennis

When a woman kneels doggy style and one fucks her with a vibrator from behind while they also finger the ass and lick from the clitoris to the bottom of the vagina (stopping clear before the taint) back and forth resembling a table tennis match. (Vibrator optional) Thus avoiding ass to vagina contact while producing a body shaking orgasm.

Friend: Why are your eyes glazed over and why are you walking funny? Are you drunk?

Woman: I just got a Tennessee Table Tennis from my boyfriend.

Friend: Oh, that makes sense.

by TubieBoobie March 4, 2011

Chicken tendies

The gay way of saying chicken tenders

Boy: where in the fuck are my chicken tendies mom!!!
Mom: fuck outta here b with your gay ass english

by Connor cannoli November 30, 2017