tendernitis

Tendernitis is a medical condition where the elbow becomes tender. This is usually accompanied with mild pain. Sometimes it will be called tendonitis either on accident or because, since tendernitis isn't actually a real medical condition, the person needs an excuse for their arm hurting.

Peter: "My arm hurts. I think I have tendonitis."
Phil: "Suck it up, pussy. You just have tendernitis."

by Phil Mcloser May 31, 2007

tenderitis

An insatiable appetite for hot 18-23 year old women (tenders).

Sean has 4 tenders on the go right now and he's still on the hunt. Man, that guy has a bad case of tenderitis.

by lollipop_raver_girl June 20, 2013

Molly Teixeira

The most amazing girl in the world, she's beautiful in every way(:

I love Molly Teixeira.<3

by bigpatsfanhere November 28, 2010

Michigan Meat Tenderizer

A variation on the Alabama Hot Pocket, the Michigan Meat Tenderizer involves taking a dump into an obese woman's vagina much like the Alabama Hot Pocket. She then proceeds to ride the man's penis on top, probably hurting him. Once he cums, she takes it out and squeezes the penis as hard as she can.

Dude, Vida is disgusting, La'Queesha gave him a Michigan Meat Tenderizer last night and he loved it!

by The Log Jammer 2 April 16, 2010

Tender Branson

The most unsexy thing known to mankind.

That disgusting grunt has a similar complexion to a tender branson.

by The Putrid Pumpkin November 26, 2004

tenderizin

its wen u sit around with your freinds playing video games, talking, watever, generally doing nothing

wats up dude? " we b tenderizin

by shayne July 31, 2004

tender moments

anything that happens to friends, or that they say, that is hilarious or outrageous or cheesy. pretty much applies to any situation so deemed.

" fuck dude billy fell off a roof last night, that was a tender moment"

" man george was all like "i love you man" when he was high last night. i guess he was embroiled in tender moments."

by billygoat April 21, 2006