techie incest

A term used by theater kids. Techie incest is when two techies date.

Note: It is NOT incest. It's just frowned upon by fellow techies and some theater directors.

Techie 1: *sees a techie couple holding hands in the hallway* Ughh, techie incest!

Couple: It's not incest! Whatevers.

by BleachFreak August 5, 2008

biomedical technician

One who strives to be a Biomedical Engineer, but lacks the necessary skills to do any engineering whatsoever. A Biomedical Technician is usually a lonely outcast that is the bastard offspring of a real engineer.

" The Biomedical Technician went to school for a strenuous 2 years, just to learn how to plug a cord into a socket."

by IcInCode December 3, 2013

West Georgia Technical College

A technical two year college with campuses in Douglasville, Murphy, Waco, Carrollton, and Newnan. Its mascot is the Golden Knight. The college has a Baseball, Softball, mens and womens basketball team; all who aren't any good.

All who go to West GA Tech were either rejected from their first, second, and third choice colleges or didn't even attempt to apply to a real univiersity in high school and decided they would try and make up for it now. It also has a high number of old people trying to take night classes for their work.

John: "I go to West Georgia, where do you go?"

Reggy: "West GA Tech..."

John: "Damn, that stinks."

university of west georgia west georgia West Georgia Technical College

by SoonToBeUWGtransfer January 13, 2012

technicolor girl

Girls who consider their cell phone an extension of their body and are annoyingly disagreeable when deprived of said phone.

That technicolor girl is always either talking for extended periods on her cell phone or furiously text messaging during inopportune moments.

by Ethan A. Grabau July 14, 2007

Technical Dickafulties

1. Unable to sustain an erection engaging in sexual activities.

2. Penis remains in flacid state despite attempts at stimulation.

"Last night I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend but he kept having technical dickafulties, so I just used my vibrator instead"

"We started off hot and heavy but then he encountered technical dickafulties and he started crying, I felt like dying, so I decided to go to the other room and watch TV"

by ~Boop op pi Do~ December 23, 2009

arse technician

Exactly what it says
Some who spends time and precision whilst bumming another male or female.

This is the direct meaning
Of course it is not used this way , as with every other insult beginning with the word ''ARSE or ASS'' , Arse technician usualy refers to homosexuals (gays , faggots , weirdo's) and is used as a blatent insult.

Shutup nikesh , your more than a bumslave!
your , your.... YOUR AN ARSE TECHNICIAN!!!

Dave fucked up again , being the fucktard arse technician that he is.

Haha arse technician!!!

by ChristianReeve July 4, 2008

Stalker Techniques

Deploying any of the techniques a stalker would use to find something out about someone without actually being a stalker and generally just using one technique.

Hadouken: yeh i saw what he looks like on his myspace, yeh thats right i looked him up

Johnny: deploying the stalker techniques.. nice

by nickh959 September 5, 2009