Tactical Aquactical

A proactive drink of water on a night out used to prevent a nasty hangover and the necessity of a “Taccy Vom”.

“Oi mate, that’s 3 in a row for you. How about a Tactical Aquactical so you can survive the night?”

by Ozperspective November 5, 2022

Tactical Pussyfooting

The illusion of attempting an heroic act in a pussyfooting manner in attempts to sway odds in your favor.

That was a pathetic use of tactical pussyfooting.

Your tactical pussyfooting proved useful.

by MafiaBTW November 30, 2022

Tactical

The subtle art of vomiting whilst avoiding unwanted attention after imbibing too many ladies cans. The said spewing is generally conducted under cover with little chance of fanfare or video footage.

Friend; What took you so long in the pub toilet Robert, were you taking a shit so you could Dame Judy Dench that guy who got you earlier and drenched your nostrils in fecal particles?
Robert; Nah just the usual tactical so I can stay longer

by BrowneAction September 14, 2022

Tactical Suspension

When your in deep shit, KO a cunt and get a free 5 day holiday.

Henry: The school found my porno magazine
Joe: Peak, pull a Ts (Tactical Suspension) and leave the country.
Hector: Yeh Jack has pissed me off recently

by The Ping King September 30, 2022

Tactical Gangbang

(In bowling) When you only hit the edge pin and it knocks down the whole back row.

I thought I only got one pin, but it was actually a tactical gangbang.

by GoatThroaters December 14, 2022

Tactical tea.

A tea you make, while on duty at work ,which isn't a scheduled break ,both fast and efficient a cheeky tactical hurts noone and improves staff morale and productivity.

"I'm going to make a tactical mate ,hold the fort"

Tactical tea.

by Microwavedbacon February 24, 2023

Tactical

A mf who got no chill, no sauce, no rizz. Someone considered tactical, often only wear's clothes from an army supply store and think they special ops.

Bro this camo wearing liberal tactical as hell

by garry_gattchamom May 26, 2023