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Tinder Goggles

An effect similar to Beer Goggles, in which your increased level of hornyness results in you lowering your standards of attraction when using Tinder. The result is usually a post-orgasm you recoiling in horror when you discover who you would have potentially slept with had you continued on your current path.
I was super ready to go over to this guy's house and "watch a movie" before I rubbed one out and realized he is a mailman with a missing front tooth. Whew, Tinder Goggles almost got me again.
by Tinder McTinder October 16, 2017
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tinder tango

When you delete Tinder because you find someone you really like but it almost instantly falls through with that person and then you have to re-download the app...
"Kendall keeps on doing the tinder tango"
by seattlesailorscout December 29, 2017
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Tinder hinder

My date last night was a tinder hinder. I wasn’t into her and she prevented any possibility with anyone else for the night
by Lucassworldwide February 4, 2018
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tinderography

I like your tinderography
by Biography February 17, 2018
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Tinder-tutes

Women or any gender who uses Tinder as an online prostitution scheduling system. Typically cam models, call girls, sugar babies, gold diggers, whores, hookers and prostitutes. Although anyone soliciting sexual favor for money applies.
Hey man, that girl on Tinder is HOT AF!

Yeah, unfortunately she’s a $300 an hour hooker! Damn prostitutes on Tinder are Tinder-tutes!
by SirDavid May 21, 2018
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tinderverse

“The metaphorical universe of online dating”

This includes all internet websites / applications used by people to connect with others romantically, or emotionally, or sexually etc etc, be it for short term fun, or a lifelong relationship. Including all perceived sexual preferences or perceptions.
“I’ve been single for too long now, so I’m going to put myself out to the Tinderverse and see where it takes me”
by Rayray_971 May 23, 2018
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Tinder Kinder

The surprise result after an unprotected one night stand between 2 Tinder matches.
“I met this really handsome guy on tinder and we spent the night at my place. 9 months later I gave birth to an unwanted tinder kinder.”
by kay_b3 May 25, 2018
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