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thursday

Thursday is that one day every week where you are stuck with an outside that is falling asleep every 35 seconds and an inside that is screaming "WHY, SCHOOL GOD, WHY? WHY?" in agony. You see, Thursday is late enough in the week so that you can't complain about it being hump day or really early in the week, but you aren't yet on that Friday high. And just so you rip your hair out even more, its the day you always get the most homework.
Friend: Hey, lets hang out today!

me: HAHAHAHA ur kidding, rite? Its Thursday, bro. Its like a black hole for all fun.
by harleydavidson May 7, 2018
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Throbbing Thursday

When your little soldier is at attention and throbbing on Thursday. Don’t forget it comes after Cheese Wednesday.
by Warsmith Primus April 24, 2025
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Thursday

Named after the phrase "thirst day," Thursday is the day when a) the climate is as hot as in a barren desert, hence you get thirsty easily, b) you attend the same class as a friend who happens to be thirsty for validation.
Every Thursday feels like a thirst day—I'm parched from the heat, and my buddy won't stop fishing for compliments in class!
by Emotional Cruiser September 20, 2025
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Tactical Thursday

a tactical thursday is when u take a day off school preferably a thursday, cause to be honest who wants to go to school on a thursday, this reference works for any day to, just put tactical infront of the day
Steve: yo bro you hear there’s a test tomorrow

Josh: fuck that shit bro, i’m taking a tactical thursday
Steve: that’s my boy
by Miinxto August 4, 2021
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thursday chiptin

when you or anyone around you forgetts what day it is so he/she assumes it is thursday. there is also a monday jamakin a tuesday ruby a wednesday wenis a thursday chiptin.. and a friday fluff filled firetruck
guy one: whats today thursday? *its tuesday*

guy two: *whispers to his freind* did u see that guy, he just did a thursday chiptin.
by jakegilmann June 14, 2008
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Thursday Oddy

A Thursday Oddy is a Day that can only happen on Thursday. Whenever something happens bad that day Drama, You get exposed, break a bone or body part, or anything bad Including Death. ending your own doesn't count as a Thursday Oddy or harming yourself.

The Term "Thursday Oddy" comes from the fact that a lot of people have horrible days on Thursday. There is no such thing as an Oddy for other days of the week
Did you hear about Kelsey? She had a "Thursday Oddy" Yesterday
by BantKip April 24, 2024
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Thursday

often referred to as “gay shit thursday.” it’s a day where straight and gay people alike can be gay in harmony. Being gay on a thursday doesn’t make you gay, it’s simply tradition.
Susan: “Can i touch your ass?”
Janice: “of course, it is thursday after all”
Susan: “God i love gay shit thursday”

Mark: “hey tony… it’s thursday ;)”
Tony: “you know what that means ;)”
Both: passionate kiss
by All time best names November 3, 2022
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