Phrase often used as a poor excuse for flatulence. The phrase is used to make others believe that the fart they just heard was, in fact, a sound that was made from the farter's shoe.
The person who farted will then try desperately to make the same sound with their shoe, but it does not work.
The person who farted will then try desperately to make the same sound with their shoe, but it does not work.
Abby: *fart*
Drew: "Um, did you just fart?"
Abby: "No! It was my shoe."
*Tries desperately to rub her shoe against the floor to imitate the noise of a fart.*
Drew: "You are fucking disgusting."
Drew: "Um, did you just fart?"
Abby: "No! It was my shoe."
*Tries desperately to rub her shoe against the floor to imitate the noise of a fart.*
Drew: "You are fucking disgusting."
by Drewandabby January 25, 2011
Get the It Was My Shoemug. A vital piece of clothing/equipment for someone on acid. Allows the wearer to walk in muck when there is no footing at all.
by Dr Gonzo69 October 11, 2008
Get the golf shoesmug. Shoes you wear when in a mood.
Whenever someone sees that you are in a mood, you can refer to them as wearing their mood shoes which states that you can see their is something wrong with them. Alternatively you can tell people you are wearing your mood shoes to inform them that you're not happy or in a mood.
Whenever someone sees that you are in a mood, you can refer to them as wearing their mood shoes which states that you can see their is something wrong with them. Alternatively you can tell people you are wearing your mood shoes to inform them that you're not happy or in a mood.
by Aergo August 9, 2015
Get the mood shoesmug. by B-Kins December 17, 2008
Get the Shaq's Shoemug. when your shoes wear out from bustin out over the sole and touch the ground also known as a bad case of chode feet.
by shaunzula September 15, 2004
Get the pancake shoesmug. Another word for those semi-preppy clogs. They now come in different colors. But they started out brown.
by Jerk Monkey May 28, 2008
Get the potato shoesmug. When you're on welfare, and yo momma got sell her loose ass so you can eat waffles for supper. These are the shoes you end up wearing. They cost around $10 at Walmart, got fuckin Shaq on them, remember that fool? He was in some shit movie called Kazaam.
Well now he's sellin you his shoes yo. $10. If you wanna look like you're straight off the fucking boat from Somalia, these are your kicks of choice.
Well now he's sellin you his shoes yo. $10. If you wanna look like you're straight off the fucking boat from Somalia, these are your kicks of choice.
You so poor yo momma spread her ass cheeks with no lube just to get you Shaq Shoes, you must be Somalian
by DJ WaffleIron March 23, 2011
Get the Shaq Shoesmug.