by vsnsnsj March 12, 2020

Agent 1: "My manager said that I'll be a 2IC if I follow the glide path"
Agent 2 "Dude, that's a TSA promise"
Agent 2 "Dude, that's a TSA promise"
by Streuth December 2, 2019

When your fucking and you tell the girl your not going to cum and you purposefully get her pregnant so she stays with you
by anonymous September 2, 2021

me: he promised he’d teach me how to skate
her: ik sis but he’s a dick so he won’t keep any of his promises
me: he’s so cute though
her: ik sis but he’s a dick so he won’t keep any of his promises
me: he’s so cute though
by bellathefingmentalbitch November 21, 2019

by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025

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by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025

by Catmando2 November 4, 2017
