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promise academy

a school full of dumbasses , and dick riders . i wouldn’t recommend going there .
by vsnsnsj March 12, 2020
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TSA Promise

A lie, basically.

Commonly used by the management at The TSA Group to make you do things.
Agent 1: "My manager said that I'll be a 2IC if I follow the glide path"

Agent 2 "Dude, that's a TSA promise"
by Streuth December 2, 2019
mugGet the TSA Promisemug.

dirty promise

When your fucking and you tell the girl your not going to cum and you purposefully get her pregnant so she stays with you
"I told my gf I wouldn't cum, guess I'm a dirty promise"
by anonymous September 2, 2021
mugGet the dirty promisemug.

Promises

things boys named philip never keep
me: he promised he’d teach me how to skate
her: ik sis but he’s a dick so he won’t keep any of his promises
me: he’s so cute though
by bellathefingmentalbitch November 21, 2019
mugGet the Promisesmug.
<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JosE RObles, Promise To Get It Right FOr Salma HAyek Pinault<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JosE RObles, Promise To Get It Right FOr Salma HAyek Pinault<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JosE RObles, Promise To Get It Right FOr Salma HAyek Pinault<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Prinky Promise

A sacred promise, similar to the pinky promise, but dealing primarily with sexual commitments.
I can't believe she made you a prinky promise. You are totally getting some action!
by Catmando2 November 4, 2017
mugGet the Prinky Promisemug.

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