pizza hopping

to traverse from pizzeria to pizzeria and progressivly become more full and possibly obese

"Hey Nicole, I got the munchies.."
"I know! Let's go Pizza Hopping!"
"Will I get drunk?"
"Nope, only full.. and possibly obese!"
"Awesome."

by U.P.S. October 7, 2007

Pizza Thirsties

The condition of eating much pizza thus causing dehydration and thirst. Often results in hallucinations and thoughts of oases.

"Looks like that dude had one slice too many, got himself some pizza thirsties."

by Kraddel March 16, 2009

spanish pizza

filling the ass of your victim with slices of pepperoni, spanking it until its red and sore then sucking out the pepperoni

Dude: she told me to give her a spanish pizza so i loaded her ass with pepproni

Dude 2: holy shit i wish i could give her a spanish pizza

by Pizza_Dono April 3, 2017

pizza poisoning

Failure to accomplish something after eating pizza. Usually large quantities of pizza is consumed. A sort of jinx brought about from eating pizza.

I can't believe we went from 1st place to 5th place in the event after eating pizza. It must be pizza poisoning.

by shomaster October 16, 2007

Pieces Pizza

Not to be confused with Paisas Pizza which is merely ketchup, velveeta, and bologna on a warmed tortilla.

Pieces Pizza is like a hot thicc pawg with her rolls double stuffed.

Yeah that thicc broad, talk about Pieces Pizza. We all would love a slice of that pie.

by Ranchgirls November 6, 2022

Pizza roofie

The practice of pizza delivery drivers compressing a pizza box so that the chess from the pizza sticks to the roof of the box. This practice usually occurs when a customer has a history of not tipping drivers.

I was too broke to tip the pizza guy last time so the next time I ordered I got a pizza roofie.

by jjm-uwf September 27, 2008

Pizza in the mud

The phrase or words used to describe a person with bad facial acne eating out an ass

A derogatory statement used to describe a person with a greasy or heavily acne ridden face who looks like shit.

"Damn man, last night was great! I was like a pizza in the mud!"

Omg! Damn that girl looks like a real pizza in the mud!"

by Pierceduppinky January 27, 2015