Long Johnny

A term to describe a man's ginormous erect penis.

When I was with Sarah she gave me a long johnny

by Rionox February 8, 2023

long un'

a long and hairy penis

hey honey you should maul my long un'

by Cummy man December 16, 2008

long word

words that people use to sound more photosynthesis

jerry: ye shouldn’t dare make me pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis on the potty like that.

joe: wow, good sir, that’s a rather interesting long word to use!

by wow you’re so smart bro May 17, 2023

Long skid

When you're getting fast and furious anal in the missionary position and your partner pulls out and tells you to scoot back fast do he can shoot his load on you...but as you're trying to move back you leave a LONG SKID on the sheets like s Nascar driver.

Damn girl, you put a serious LONG SKID on my new sheets. Now go take a shower and clean your ass up while I do some laundry.

by Westsidegal December 4, 2018

Long wooooooorororoorororrd

Haha it's so short

Please don't make a long wooooooorororoorororrd

by Shrek the real 2020 December 15, 2020

long chocolate

a ginormous black cock

person 1: “damn girl, did you see the dude i was with last night? he had some long chocolate.”
person 2: “yo butter biscuit, what’s long chocolate?”
person 1: “ look it up, whore.”

by anonymous April 3, 2021

Jun Long

Jun long is an amazing dude. A memelord. He is outgoing and honest. He’s a caveman who never leaves his house and loves video gaming. His favorite word is goddammit. He’s also really tall and cute.

Tell Jun long anything and his response will be “Goddammit”.

“Goddammit”
Stop saying goddammit, you’re such a Jun long right now.

by Cakelord101 November 25, 2021