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Dan Jones

Legend; the man who can talk sh*t about anybody and always have a great comeback

Invented the term " Choking the rat"
That dan jones is a savage!
Dan jones is a comedic genius
by Doofrey_12 October 1, 2018
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Rexton Jones

Wow that guy is so bland, it's almost like he's a Rexton Jones
by Beder Griffin July 8, 2022
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Paedo Jones

A generic moniker for any creepy old man who you suspect as being a paedophile.

Typical characteristics include (but not limited to) making a deep grunt whenever kids are nearby, creeping around school gates, carrying a packet of Werthers Original, and the occasional ass fucking of young boys.
Yo bro, why didn’t you turn up at my kick ass bbq yesterday.

Awww man, I had my kids with me and I didn’t want Simon creeping round them. He is such a fucking Paedo Jones
by Rookie boi July 2, 2018
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Makhai Jones

Makhai Jones is a fat person who eats out Daishawn
Makhai Jones is a rude person who hates black people
by MakhaiBigGay April 10, 2019
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John Jones

THE SEXY-IST MAN ALIVE -Yako-li
by yako-li March 25, 2021
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