Poo Closet

A so-called 1/2bath that contains nothing more than a toilet and a sink so close together that they could be used at the same time and a single bulb light so you can tell which is which. As if it matters.

Hey, Garcon!
I gotta lay some cable.
You got a poo closet in this fuckatorium?

by 1troglodite April 6, 2009

closet girl

a polite term meaning that a girl is highly sexually active and just doesn't let others know about it.

"Hey Eli, your ex-girlfriend is totally a in-the-closet-it-girl huh!"

also see: closet slut closet whore

by Sama August 12, 2005

closet diving

To look for something in a really messy closet.

I need to go closet diving for my best shoes so I can wear them on my date Friday.

by bizzle207 April 25, 2010

closet eater

A fat person who in public eats little, but gorges themselves in private.

Joe is really fat, but I never see him eating more than a salad. He must be a closet eater.

by philsphan88 March 16, 2008

closet fairy

A homosexual person who is still "in the closet" or not ready to reveal that s/he prefers members of his or her own gender.

Boy 1: Dude, John keeps looking at me in the locker room
Boy 2: Yea, he's such a closet fairy. He should just come out, already

by Robby Fitz December 7, 2006

closet pervert

closet pervert - noun - Ebisu on Naruto

Naruto: Ahhgg!! Why are you here?!

by Magik November 26, 2004

Closet Pony

A guy or girl who likes the 4G show My little pony: Friend ship is magic. But know one knows that they like it.

*Closet pony opens up his computer*

Guy one: Is that a picture of a cutie mark from that stupid show My little pony?

Guy two: No it's abstract art!

Guy one: Haha you're a lame brony

Guy two: Wait you only saw the cutie mark but not the whole pony! That only means one thing...YOU'RE A CLOSET PONY!

by Little Miss. Magical December 20, 2011