Poo Closet

A so-called 1/2bath that contains nothing more than a toilet and a sink so close together that they could be used at the same time and a single bulb light so you can tell which is which. As if it matters.
Hey, Garcon!
I gotta lay some cable.
You got a poo closet in this fuckatorium?
by 1troglodite April 07, 2009
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closet girl

a polite term meaning that a girl is highly sexually active and just doesn't let others know about it.
"Hey Eli, your ex-girlfriend is totally a in-the-closet-it-girl huh!"

also see: closet slut closet whore
by Sama July 21, 2005
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closet diving

To look for something in a really messy closet.
I need to go closet diving for my best shoes so I can wear them on my date Friday.
by bizzle207 April 25, 2010
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closet eater

A fat person who in public eats little, but gorges themselves in private.
Joe is really fat, but I never see him eating more than a salad. He must be a closet eater.
by philsphan88 March 16, 2008
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closet fairy

A homosexual person who is still "in the closet" or not ready to reveal that s/he prefers members of his or her own gender.
Boy 1: Dude, John keeps looking at me in the locker room
Boy 2: Yea, he's such a closet fairy. He should just come out, already
by Robby Fitz December 05, 2006
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closet pervert

closet pervert - noun - Ebisu on Naruto
by Magik November 27, 2004
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Closet Pony

A guy or girl who likes the 4G show My little pony: Friend ship is magic. But know one knows that they like it.
*Closet pony opens up his computer*

Guy one: Is that a picture of a cutie mark from that stupid show My little pony?

Guy two: No it's abstract art!

Guy one: Haha you're a lame brony

Guy two: Wait you only saw the cutie mark but not the whole pony! That only means one thing...YOU'RE A CLOSET PONY!
by Little Miss. Magical December 17, 2011
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