crack a shizzy

another term for a fart. Sons were told not to use the word "fart", to come up with something else.

After a horrible smell of rotten ass filled the car, my son hollered out, "dad, did you crack a shizzy?!" fartpass gaspop

by oldman21 December 01, 2011

cracked cake

a poop so hard that it cracks

yo kyle, i shit out a cracked cake this morning

by dyl_thiccle May 19, 2019

crack a snager

when one goes to guff and let's out little rabbit poos out there bottom!

yo man did you just crack a snager in the line at Poundland?

by IMBACKANDWHAT March 06, 2018

crack stacks

a poor persons apartment complex, usually the projects, where the drug dealers live

There was yet another drug bust down at the crack stacks last night.

by Jamie Gum January 06, 2008

crack gnome

a crack gnome is a slut addicted to acid usually named maddie

isaiah: hey have you seen how high maddie is shes such a slut

amber: yeah shes such a crack gnome

by thatcraccer April 03, 2020

crack-nasty

Something so utterly gross and unsanitary only a crack whore would attempt. The activity defies all dignity and self-respect.

I can't believe you made him go ass to mouth. That's just crack-nasty.

by Bo-Jangle's Ballsack Attack September 13, 2009

crack happy

When you're on crack (a type of drug), you usually laugh and act a lot happier than you really should. Feeling crack happy is when you feel way happier about something than you really should.

A friend just gave you an M&M and you start jumping up and down like you've just won the lottery. Your friend says, "You're crack happy over that little M&M?"

by Alex Lennon October 16, 2007