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Get the Monkey Tennis League mug.(girl 1) "how did last night go?"
(girl 2) "Thanks to Joshua Teenie Tapper, I had to fake it. I didn't even orgasm until after he left!"
(girl 2) "Thanks to Joshua Teenie Tapper, I had to fake it. I didn't even orgasm until after he left!"
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A sex position where one pregnant females births their baby in the others hole, plunging the baby in and out back and forth.
by Little D August 10, 2017
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Get the Kyle Tennit mug.A fantastic mixed drink.
Tang and Jack Daniels.
You can also add OJ if you want that nice breakfasty taste.
Tang and Jack Daniels.
You can also add OJ if you want that nice breakfasty taste.
by POEpurple August 25, 2009
Get the Tennesee Tang mug.A body shape which is appealing to those who carry the male appendage. Most generally possessed by girls, a tennis rig is the ultimate desire of the common man due to its even proportion and well defined traits. In prominent tennis regions such as Russia, teenage girls are often ridiculed (see:judged) on the quality of their tennis rig.
A tennis rig has been known to over-ride the face in terms of priority for males, and in this case, a female possessing a tennis rig and an undesirable face will often be referred to as a trap.
A tennis rig has been known to over-ride the face in terms of priority for males, and in this case, a female possessing a tennis rig and an undesirable face will often be referred to as a trap.
Example 1:
Darryl: Hey man do you rate Jess as a woman you would like to plant your tainted seed in?
Festibat: Yeah Darryl I find her really attractive
Darryl: She definitely needs to get a tennis rig before I'd have a crack at her.
Jess (Upon overhearing): Fuck you Darryl you piece of shit!
Example 2:
Bro 1: Hey bro, did you see that chick Carlos took home last night?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I stayed in last night to torrent episodes of Will and Grace
Bro 1: ....
Bro 2: Anyway was she good?
Bro 1: Tennis rig, but a horrible face.
Bro 2: IT'S A TRAP!
Bro 1: You displease me.
Darryl: Hey man do you rate Jess as a woman you would like to plant your tainted seed in?
Festibat: Yeah Darryl I find her really attractive
Darryl: She definitely needs to get a tennis rig before I'd have a crack at her.
Jess (Upon overhearing): Fuck you Darryl you piece of shit!
Example 2:
Bro 1: Hey bro, did you see that chick Carlos took home last night?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I stayed in last night to torrent episodes of Will and Grace
Bro 1: ....
Bro 2: Anyway was she good?
Bro 1: Tennis rig, but a horrible face.
Bro 2: IT'S A TRAP!
Bro 1: You displease me.
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Get the Tennis Rig mug.when a penis has built up so much pressure, jizz shoots out in a constant stream like a fire hose. originates from tennessee whore houses.
"hey skeeter, last night i done gave ma lady a tennessee fire hose right in her doggone face."
"i put out a grits fire with my 14 inch tennessee fire hose"
"i put out a grits fire with my 14 inch tennessee fire hose"
by Vike Me September 11, 2011
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