squatch taco

The pubic area of a woman which is extremely hairy and unkept. Usually found in the months immediately following winter.

Corey (At the beach): Yo Warren, check out the squatch taco on that girl over there.
Warren (Also at the beach): Wow, looks like she has Bob Ross' head in a leg lock.

by Tbonepgh August 3, 2016

Tactical Beard

Facial hair expertly grown to aid soldiers in combat zones throughout the world.

"Dude I think something latched onto your face while you were in Afghanistan."
"No man, it's my tactical beard. I took out an entire armed enemy unit with this thing."

by DKAY April 10, 2013

Orange Tic-Tacs

The most addictive food ever created.

Jimmy's vomit is orange because he had so many orange tic-tacs.

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

Taco Bell

A place to eat when you want to cure your constipation. You'll be squirting fire in no time at all.

It's been four days since I've had a crap. I think I'll go eat at Taco Bell.

by Frogbutt November 30, 2004

brass tacks

the main point of a discussion, the focal point of something being addressed

"anyways, enough talk about the weather McGruder...I'm sure you know why I called you into my office....let's get down to brass tacks, shall we?"

by bungalow bill February 25, 2005

Tachoe

A mix between a taco and a hoe. Most commonly used to address your mexican bæ's when they act like a bitch.

Friend #1 : stop hogging all the tortilla chips!
Friend #2: but they're so good.
Friend #3: wow you're such a Tachoe.

by makdonalds February 25, 2015

tacofredag

A concept in Norway, where the nuclear family eats tacos every Friday because why not. And the why not elaborated into a tradition, every Norwegian have heard the word "tacofredag" at least once in their life.

Person A: "Bror, hva skal du ha til middag?"
Person B:"Det er fredag, tacofredag!!"

by Ysedonpum September 7, 2016