Tab Monster

A web browser window with more tabs open than any human could reasonably keep track of. Typically the result of a research paper you're writing, or a Wikipedia-Odyssey. A plague to your CPU and mental health.

I knew this essay was a mess when I realized I had created a tab monster on my computer. I could barely keep them all straight, and I couldn't wait to hit that juicy, juicy X in the corner of my screen when I was done.

by minferno May 1, 2020

Walking Tabs

When someone posts their nudes/sex tapes across several platforms, with the ability of seeing them on several different tabs on your computer.

Person 1: "Yo, did you hear that *insert name* started an OF, and posts on xvideos?"

Person 2: "Really? Damn, I always knew that bitch would be walking tabs at some point. She for the streets"

by She_A_Hoe January 27, 2025

TAB

Tired and bored

Micheal:dude I'm so TAB
Joey:huh?¿?
Micheal:Tired and Bored
Joey:oh,you should post that on urban dictionary😉😉

by I am so TAB!¡!¡! June 12, 2016

Tab

When someone proclaims something extreme, saying "TAB" means that person either has to follow through on their extreme proclamation, or add your drink to their bar "tab".

Darius: I love this picture! I'm gonna get it tattooed!
Anastasia: Tab!
Darius: Dang, now I have to either get the tattoo, or pay for a drink next time I see you.

by sellingsunset1000 May 5, 2022

Morning After Tabs

When you open your computer after a night of heavy drinking, and only then remember what sites you visited the night before.

Morning after tabs: oh yeah, THAT rabbit hole!

by Palomino1 October 2, 2020

Tab Factor

How many browser-tabs you've opened after researching something on the web.

Weather for tomorrow: Tab Factor = 1
Closest bakery opened on a holiday: Tab Factor = 3
Trying to decide which iPad cover to buy on Amazon: Tab Factor = 17

by brezelben February 22, 2015

trick tab

money owed for adult services such as lap dances at the strip club or adult entertainers working a party

he ran up a trick tab at the club but his card was declined

by VAMP#1 November 21, 2023