high fructose corn syrup daddy

A sugar daddy that’s a little cheaper. Isn’t going to support you 100%.

I have a high fructose corn syrup daddy i still have to pay my insurance!

by Oneadam24 May 13, 2025

high fructose corn syrup daddy

A man who is not whiling to spend the money to be a sugar daddy. He still wants benefits of a sugar daddy but is to cheap.

He’s just a High Fructose Corn Syrup daddy. He takes his ladies to fast food restaurants and takes them shopping at goodwill.

by Oneadam24 May 14, 2025

Maple syrup footie

A maple syrup Dottie is when someone slathers their toes in maple syrup and continues to stroke to shit w their maple syrupy feet

Little jit in ihop: yo u want a maple syrup footie

by Ballsdeepinjoebide May 27, 2025

maple syrup moose sploosh

The most important part of Canadian sex.

Person 1: Hey man, did you and Kelly do it last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, and she's from Canada so she asked me go maple syrup moose sploosh style.

Person 1: OH wow I bet that was sticky.
Person 2: You know I got that Canadian rizz tho dawg

by ajb123 May 4, 2024

Syrup

A common slur among 15th century spice workers. Commonly used when describing ice workers in the northern region of the 401 region of Ghana.

"Syrup those people". "My own syrup within you"

by MuteCat May 14, 2024

Syrup foot job

A type of footjob given at a Denny's under a table by a girl who really likes you

Are you ready for a syrup foot job dear?

by Farbles May 27, 2024

Syrup kick

A secondary take of the "Waffle Stomp" the Syrup Kick is used when one has diarrhoea.

I had bubble guts so bad and shit myself in the shower. It was so running I had to syrup kick it towards the drain.

by anonymous March 5, 2024