swedish chef

An inept and typically failed attempt at executing an admiral task or goal.

Dude she just swedish chefed that bj. Bork bork bork!

by Slickery Dickery Dr. January 8, 2004

Swedish King Dork

Someone who has weird obsession with ABBA music....Swedish Daddy, Ruler of all Dorks. Super dorky but some how managed to pull a COOL,sexy,clever,hilarious, and adorable spoiled brat as his Girlfriend.

Daddy:Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight. wont somebody help me chase the shadows awaaaaaay!!!

Baby: OH HAIL SWEDISH KING Dork!!


Daddy: WHOH WHOH WHOH WATERLOO!!

Baby: Swedish king Dork.....YOU ARE THE MAN!

by Qu33n Dork March 3, 2009

Swedish Egg

The act of cracking an egg, pouring the insides into a womans vagina, sticking your dick in, fuck the shit out of her to mix it up, pour it out into a pan, and cook it like scrambled eggs. Add seasoning as you wish. (Could also work with man-on-man.)

Dude, I'm going home to give my woman a swedish egg.

by Roflcoptering November 13, 2009

swedish nipples

Nipples of large magnitude

Damn! Bertha and I were getting on fine until she pulled out her SWEDISH NIPS and I broke out.

by Tbizzle April 20, 2004

swedican

A swedish person who has come over to america and is an extreme baller.
Also used when the swedish person uses drugs.
Another way of proununciation is S to the Weedican.

Wazzup swedican.

by Nizzleyo. November 1, 2003

swedish bike ride

(noun) Anal sex while standing.

I put her face into the goddamned wall, and depite my American locale I took a little swedish bike ride. Then I fucked her face a bit, shot her in the eye, n' slapped her til she cried a little.

by Dr. Chone, Ph.D. May 13, 2005

swedish minx

A chick that loves to have fun of all sorts of dimensions...

Oh dear, i need to have some time off to recover after spending a weekend with the swedish minx! She is mad!

by Lovely Rita September 18, 2008