Cooley Sweats

an overly perspiring gluteus maximus.

Wow all that heat & humidity has given me a serous case of
Cooley Sweats!

by johnnypump February 5, 2010

Phone sweat

The sweat that collects on the side of your face after a long call on your cell phone. Usually much worse with flip phones than sliders, blackberries or iPhones. Results is a slightly disgusting hand wipe after your call ends.

I was on with HP for 90 minutes, and when I finally got off I had phone sweat all over the side of my face.

by Synon July 12, 2011

sweat rage

When one rages at being killed, eliminated, etc. in a video game and calls the person who wronged them bad, trash, a bot , or similar. They rage at the person who's better than them but only because of their own inadequacy.

" Oh my god! He's such a bot! He bought that OG account! That's probably his first kill ever! What a noob!"
"Tyler, stop your sweat rage!"

by Crash Bullet July 9, 2019

Erection Sweat

the sweat you get after a long hard erection.

I drunk my erection sweat I was so thirsty.

by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016

sweat shorts

Vintage sweats cut down into shorts with customized cuts on the side.

In order to show his style, Wesley cut his high school warm-up sweats into sweat shorts with custom slits in the side to increase wind resistance.

by Bad Son October 11, 2009

Sweat-crying

When you sweat so hard it rolls into your eyes, both stinging your eyes and giving the appearance that you’re crying.

Harper ! What’s the matter? It’s so damned hot I’m sweat-crying!

by swarthmoredoc June 25, 2022

Turkey sweats

When you eat too much turkey and get real sweaty.

Can be used for other foods: pizza sweats, sandwhich sweats, taco sweats

Man, I've got the turkey sweats big time.

by Turkeysweats May 11, 2016