Susan

An overly melodramatic needy white woman who exaggerates and frustrates everyone around her while throwing pity parties around like rice at a wedding.

Stop being a susan...you're worse than a Karen.

by Mndaguilar February 5, 2022

Nasty Susan

The act of ejaculating onto a toilet seat and having your sexual partner snort it off.

Babe I’m about bust don’t give me a Bent Benny give me a Nasty Susan

by Chad thundercock69 September 23, 2022

Susan

Used in internet slang, this originated as a failed autocorrection of the word stan.
It can be used to express excitement, approval or praise.

"You got an A+? Susan!"

by TheQueenOfDucks, Saint April 4, 2021

slimy susan

A girl with many names. Originally Knally, Slimy Susan was renamed in Grand Rapids, MI. She is also known as Successful Susan, Sweetheart Susan, and Sendy Susan.

Person: “Did you see that girl with Smokey Steve?”

Other person: “yeah that’s Slimy Susan.”

by Coolasthat January 2, 2019

Up late Susan

Someone who stays up late; A night-owl

My girlfriend never comes to bed before midnight. She's such an up late Susan.

by Son of Susan March 16, 2024

Lazy Susan

Slapping your ass against your partners face, therefore causing poop to fly out of the anus. The lazy Susan can be done purposely as a kink or by complete accident

"I was fucking the wife last night and she had the stomach flu. She sat or shat on my face"

"Dude she totally Lazy Susaned you"

by Devilpup2 February 9, 2019

Jealous Susan

When you're riding your boyfriend/husband during sex and remember that earlier in the night when you were both out he was innocently chatting to a random female. This makes you irrationally mad or a 'Jealous Susan' and you either squeeze his balls, slap him in the face, choke him or shove something up his arse to demonstrate your envy.

Was having sex with Dave last night and went full Jealous Susan on him...

by Foxy McHound December 28, 2018