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Superman Smash

The act of going on the rollar coaster The Superman Ride of steel and making it to the top of the hill. While on the top, you give or recieve an act of oral and or sexual intercoarse to another man or women. Actions may include but are not limited to licking one's butt hole, putting a dick in one's ear and or jack hammering a pussy.
by DaLaxMan August 14, 2011
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Superman

Superman was about the most unoriginal superhero. Every kid wants to fly, but its not human to be able to do it without a motor and propellers or rotors. Superman also wears a cape which is not really interesting. As a guy with raw strength, the Hulk is the more interesting superhero, since he is human and is therefore more like a human, and not alien. Even Batman and Robin are more interesting stories than Superman. What kind of kid got interested in Superman, if they had any interest in comic books at all.
Nobody you know is like Superman or Clark Kent, since Superman is alien.
by Solid Mantis September 26, 2019
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Ovidio Camejo Lopez Is Superman And Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Lex Luthor Plus The Martian Manhunter, Which, Is, The Apex Predator
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superman sprinkle cone deluxe

What you order when you want to try something new at the local ice cream shop.
I'll have a Superman Sprinkle Cone Deluxe please.
by anonymous July 16, 2024
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Superman

The most dogsh*t of a so called "superhero" ever created in the DC universe. Yeah he has powers, xray vision, lazer eyes, fight and hes strong ig (hes a puny weakling) but he has a weakness... a glowing green rock...😹😹 and they come in more colors to that do other things, so logically speaking, if you got a mini gun and loaded it up with a bunch of those green rocks (you can buy them anywhere on the dc dark web) and sprayed at him. DEAD! You kill him in many other ways hes not completely invincible, like how alfred could stomp on his head. In conclusion Super man is the shittiest "hero" ever

Sincerly

-Batman dick rider!
Guy 1: Yo that kid over there is so superman🤮🤮

Girl 2. I know right its actually nasty..🤢🤢
by 【Batman's №1 D!ck Rider】 December 17, 2023
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Superman Jar

When you put two couches close to each other, place a jar in the middle and proceed to lay on top of the two and cum into the jar below.
- I did the Superman Jar yesterday and finally was able to fill my cum jar!
- You have issues.
by GrapleMyAss December 16, 2019
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