suicide

Sheena-
"Hey, Xander. Since you wear black all the time, I wondered... What's your goal in life?"

Xander-
"-sigh- Suicide"

by AndyRami March 31, 2010

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suicide

A way NOT to end the problems in your life because it will exist when you leave this world, but at least you do not have to deal with it anymore

Suicide will end the pain but it will not solve the problem

by summerwind May 16, 2007

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Horny and Suicidal

When someone wishes they were dead but they’re too much of a bitch and want to be choked to death by a dick/pussy but sadly they get none.

“i’m horny and suicidal”
“same bro”

by LyonIsOffline June 19, 2021

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suicide beard

(n.) - Thick, usually ungroomed facial hair grown by an individual when he has ceased to care about life or the consequences of his actions. Suicide beards represent an outward gesture of inner anguish and usually follow traumatic, life-changing events, such as winning the popular vote in a Presidential election, but losing in the electoral college, or witnessing one's beloved dog punted off a bridge by a rogue motorcyclist and subsequently losing one's job as a network news anchor.

Ron Burgundy grows a sweet suicide beard and wanders the streets of San Diego drinking warm milk from a carton.

by Super-Extra August 6, 2007

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Semester Suicide

Semester Suicide is taking a course load that will kill your social life and your happiness.

You're taking Organic Chem and Cal 2! That's semester suicide.

by The Chicken 2010 August 24, 2010

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Cyber Suicide

When one deletes an account on a website for which one has developed a persona and status due to a specific incident or a general feeling of pointlessness over time.

I got so frustrated with the asshats on insert website here that I commited cyber suicide and deleted my account.

by FunGal_in_SoCal September 6, 2010

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