suck ur own dick

something a 13 year old says after being beat in valorant *i learned this from personal experience*

kid1: i fucked ur mum last night!
kid 2: no u godamn didnt, go suck ur own dick autistic faggot!

by i_Fucked_ur_mum_last_night February 17, 2021

National suck a dick day

National suck a dick day falls on June 25th.
On this day anyone can suck your dick and you can suck anyone’s dicks. No questions asked.

Note: sucking a dick on national suck a dick day does not make you gay.

Person 1: hi, can I suck your dick?
Person 2: ew no go away.
Person 1: it’s national suck a dick day, it’s illegal to deny my request

Person 2: oh okay.

by This is Patrick June 25, 2019

suck my dick

your about to put your lips on someones dick
and suck that shit

"suck my dick please"

by sillwyywyw February 18, 2022

suck dick

An unpleasant or negative experience that one can do or go through, describing that something can be awful as giving a man fellatio.

That’s suck dick !
“How was da? ” Its sucked dick, everything went wrong.

I got a C- on my math test , that’s sucks dick.

by 5824284Sf February 16, 2022

National suck dick day

On January 23rd its national suck dick day where anyone can suck anyone's dick

Hey babe its January 23rd... its national suck dick day

by Blahblahbluesheep January 22, 2020

National suck gabbbe' s dick day

Apr 13 any girl can suck gabbbes dick

Oh, it's April 13, I better suck gabbbes dick today because it's National suck gabbbe' s dick day

by Yung_love13 May 26, 2018

International suck dick day

Every year on October 1 you have to suck your homies dick or loved one

Hey David you know its international suck dick day right -zip- now suck

by Burrito__ March 12, 2021