Jacob

Big ni🅱️🅱️a jacob. Very dumb and is a faggot. Only a half faggot unlike others Beware big ni🅱️🅱️a. Eats soap and throws up. Will eat your ass for a penny.

Random guy: you seem like a jacob
Faggot jacob: *eats soap*

by Bdkdjrvdjdb December 10, 2018

Jacob

A fuckin bitch fuck that throws an open mayonnaise packet at you at summer camp and continues to call you a dick afterwords.

Don’t be a Jacob

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Jacob

So fucking gay he sucks so much penis that he died. Usually he has a small penis so it’s annoying to everyone

Man he looks like a Jacob because he’s so gay

by Epicfrickingamer June 15, 2019

Jacob

That one person that is short and wears glasses and has a mest up hairline also known as gay midget hacker

Taht guy is short just like jacob

by Ham7247 April 1, 2019

Jacob

A pussy ass bitch. No one wants to be a jacob. They have no fuckin nuts and no friends because their girlfriends are more important. If you’re acting like a jacob, a worthless piece of shit, you should probably just kill your self.

Matt: Brett, why are your nuts in your girlfriends purse?

Brett: because I bow down to mommy. Or else she’ll choke me out.
Matt: quit being such a fuckin jacob dude

by Buttshava January 19, 2020

Jacob

A nice kind man but can also get on your nerves but you can’t help but get over him but don’t be surprised that he might ask for booty pics

Jacob: y//n what about some booty pics

by Shortbean November 22, 2018

Jacob

Primary Meanings of Jacob.

1. An odd, lengthy queer type pokemans

Guy #1: "Hey look! I caught a Jacob!"

Guy #2: "Woah! He's super effective against Nazi propaganda!"

Guy #1: "I know! I love queer type!"

*Friends theme song plays in Russian*

by YxngDaggerdick December 18, 2018