by Jacob is garbo July 6, 2018

Jacob is a person who has a lot of issues and feels as though wherever he goes someone is judging him, he tries his hardest to be kind and caring but always thinks that he seems he is selfish Jacob's can come off as annoying, rude and dumb but a a Jacob is always trying to get liked by other people and only shows his real feelings to whom he really considers a friend.
Jacob: .... Random person: Weirdo
by DudeYouNeedToShower June 18, 2019

That one person that is short and wears glasses and has a mest up hairline also known as gay midget hacker
by Ham7247 April 1, 2019

A nice kind man but can also get on your nerves but you can’t help but get over him but don’t be surprised that he might ask for booty pics
by Shortbean November 22, 2018

A pussy ass bitch. No one wants to be a jacob. They have no fuckin nuts and no friends because their girlfriends are more important. If you’re acting like a jacob, a worthless piece of shit, you should probably just kill your self.
Matt: Brett, why are your nuts in your girlfriends purse?
Brett: because I bow down to mommy. Or else she’ll choke me out.
Matt: quit being such a fuckin jacob dude
Brett: because I bow down to mommy. Or else she’ll choke me out.
Matt: quit being such a fuckin jacob dude
by Buttshava January 19, 2020
