V Stretches

1. A stretch involving your vaginal area to be, well, stretched.

2. Something Ashli has mastered :D

1. Yay, we get to do V Stretches :D
My vagina's been all unstretched lately :O

2. Hey, see that Ashli chick? The reeeaally pretty one with perfect hair? Yeah, she's fucking awesome V Stretches, yo.

by Meep :) March 12, 2009

Anal Stretcher

Similar to an ear stretcher but is placed in the rear end. Can range from a 3mm diamater to 25mm. Varies in colours and for best results leave in when walking around despite looking like you have laid a log in your pants.

Jj: hey Bill, can i borrow your 12mm anal stretcher my 6mm is to loose and my ass ate it.

Bill: sure thing mate mine has a pull string so won't get lost

Yost: hey guys, my 25mm piece is too tight, know where i can get a 20mm anal stretcher from ?

by anal12345 June 9, 2012

streetch

A street word for coke

frank D. is fucked on streetch

by 4L><G. October 12, 2006

Stretchgasm

This is when you stretch so good your entire body begins to shakes and you feel like a new and happier person.

"Hey, why are you so happy?"

"OMG I just had a stretchgasm man, such a natural high!"

by Nichole226 November 20, 2013

womb stretcher

a man with a huge tool,penis,dick,unit,that can go so deep in a womans pussy that he makes her gag

the act of (see example)

Fat Dick laid the womb stretcher to that bitch last night i could here her scream way over here.

Mam that'll be $25 for that womb stretcher.

by LesCrapp May 27, 2006

stretched

Beating someone up to the point where they are knocked out, laying stretched on the floor.

Guy 1: Some nigga disrespected me last night, sayin' my breath stank.

Guy 2: Oh hell naw! Tell me you stretched that nigga.

Guy 1: You know!!!

by CityOf781 December 6, 2012

ring stretcher

australian slang term for a bicycle.

shazza: did bazza bring the ring stretcher
dazza: nuh

by splinter barberino January 9, 2006