straight house

When ur parents aren't home and your ur side hoes are straight to fuck.

Jimmy had a straight house but didn't want to get semen on his walls again after last weekend with Kate.

by Alecmontoyasgiantshlong - Hunt May 28, 2016

straight queer

A person who dresses, acts and looks "gay" in the form of stereotypes but is straight or any other sexuality.

Nicki wears flannels and hoodies and never skirts or dresses, she's such a straight queer.

by the_kingsxx73 August 2, 2017

gettin' straight Carled

when you make a serpentine effort to ditch that one aquaintance that nobody of likes.

I'm so tired of gettin' straight Carled.

Carl: "Hey guys... where ya going?"
guy 1: "to the bowling alley."
guy 2: "We're goig to the bowling alley?"
guy 1: "fuck no..!... but Carl is."

by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

dang straight

when someone says something and you agree.

That guy is like so funny and cool.

Dang straight he is!!

by Kimbery Tompsons March 7, 2009

Jewel Staite

1. An immensely talented and good-looking actress best known for her role in the popular but unfortunately short-lived sci-fi series Firefly. Unfortunately, the sky was taken from the struggling cast and crew by Fox, who decided that giving such a masterpiece a chance to flourish, along with the associated shininess that Ms. Staite brought, would be unthinkable. In spite of this unprecedented act of douchebaggery and the blow it dealt to the potential of her ever playing a great role in a quality production again, she continues to amuse others for the betterment of mankind by being extremely hilarious.

2. I dun no who dis Jewl Statie bitch is but she suxxx!!!!! I men she got dr Becket fired an stuff!!!!1

The first definition is much more widely accepted throughout the civilized world by the virtue of being correct.

Also, she's taken. Sorry gentlemen (and ladies).

Jewel Staite is one of the shiniest human beings to have ever lived.

by soundslikestrawberry February 22, 2011

a straight bitch

Usually a female who is undeniably a bitch from anyone's perspectives

*Zara walks by group of boys*
Boy1: Dude, Zara is a straight bitch
Boy2: You can say that again

by Applekid123 December 17, 2016

straight killin it.

When you are doing something better than it could be done by anyone else.

ex. hey bobby how's the gym going?
bobby: I'm straight killin it.

hey bobby what do you think about his verse in this song?
bobby: he straight kills it.

by teezybeezy'sbro October 30, 2010