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stiffie steve

Probably one of the most unusual and most interesting personality types you will ever find. The Stiffie Steve (Stifferific Steve as it's known in scientific terms), has been described as being similar to a dog with it's pink thing hanging out. By this, we mean that a Stiffie Steve will generally hump anything that isn't nailed down.

Stiffie Steve's natural habitat is club X (porn store). The centralised locations of these stores have been advantageous to the survival of Stiffie Steve.
"Dammit Stiffie Steve, get your tool out of my sister!"
"For the last time, if you're going to make a mess on my couch Stiffie Steve, you're not staying over again..."
"Didn't you already have a wank like 5 minutes ago Stiffie Steve?"
by StiffieSteve May 29, 2008
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steve rogers

friend 1: who’s the best character in the mcu?
friend 2: steve rogers is the only correct answer!
by amandakc March 25, 2021
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steve mcqueen

Star of the film Bullitt (1968). Cooler than rice milk and sand diapers, Steve McQueen is known mostly in my circles by his outstanding driving abilities and detective work.
I tell all the ladies that I'm Steve McQueen, but they don't know how cool that is.
by David M Kline April 29, 2008
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steve doocy

The Fox News co-host for Fox & Friends. Doocy is a prime example of lovable stupidity. He is often so hillariously misinformed that you just want to tilt your head and say "aww.." at his sincere and adorable attempt at journalism.

One would wonder why Steve Doocy actually has a job at Fox News. His journalism skills are in fact, on par with an 8 year. Then you realize, he's the mascot of Fox News. The unintelligent, dim-witted, moronic shell of a person that represents the station as a whole. He is the embodiement of Fox News.

It is highly likely that he has never formed a cognitive thought, opinion, or idea without the help, aid, or influence of others.
Steve Doocy is the drunk baby of Fox News.

Steve Doocy: "Palin does have foreign policy experience, after all, Alaska is right next to Russia."
by YHHAWNFTPSHI April 4, 2009
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Steve Augeri

Lead singer for the American rock group Journey.
Voice of pure gold with a heart to match.
Sweet, caring, kind, charming, loves his fans.
Has a beautiful wife named Lydia who is just as, if not more, wonderful than he is.
Former lead singer for Tall Stories & Tyketto.
"If you want to hear the voice of an angel, you got to listen to Steve Augeri."
by Suzanne Triano November 5, 2005
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Steve Nashing It

1. Getting more assists than points in a basketball game.

2. Getting more assists than kills in a team-based shooter video game such as Call of Duty.

Named for the Suns point guard Steve Nash, known for his great ability to dish out assists.
"Hey man, you've gotten 3 assists but haven't scored any baskets yet.. What's going on?"
"I dunno, I guess I'm Steve Nashing it today."
by The 5th Floor November 21, 2011
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Steve The Rooster

Steve is one or more roosters that roost every morning on the live cam feeds watching the war in Gaza. Steve is a legend and a God. We are waiting to see if Steve survives every night of bombing. #STEVE2024
Bro I haven't slept in 4 days making sure Steve the Rooster sings his song ever morning. Steve for president.
by Stevetherooster October 11, 2023
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