Steamed Clam

The act of eating out a girl while in a hot steamy shower.

Dude: So what're you gunna have for dinner?
Dude2: I don't know about you, but I'm having steamed clam.

by IrishBigguns October 5, 2005

Steamed Dumpling

That turd which is dropped in the toilet during the time that one's friend/roommate/partner, etc. is in a nice hot shower, thus filling the steamy room with heavy poo stench.
This is usually the result of unfortunate timing, but can be used with malicious intent.

1. "Honey! I know you're in the shower, but I really need to use the toilet. This is an emergency!"
"No! Don't you dare give me the steamed dumpling!"
"Sorry."

2. "It was so funny this morning...Pablo was in the shower and I snuck in and dropped the worst steamed dumpling. It didn't hit him till after I'd already made it out the door."
"Yeah! High Five!"

by Crankshaw September 28, 2009

Steam Pipe

The homosexual act of one man farting into another man's ass.

Garrett, did you really just Steam Pipe Tim in the ass?

by Mike161 November 17, 2011

Steam Hammer

When a person shits himself in the shower and the stink spreads quickly utilizing the steam as a carrier.

"Hey Morty! That son of yours took a shit in the shower again, cause the neighbors are complaining"

by Willy the J.A. March 27, 2003

Steam Tunneling

Farting under the covers and using a knee and elbow to direct the exhaust to your partners face when they are above the covers. Similar to a Dutch oven.

The best way to air out a fart in bed is by steam tunneling

by TheBrasky May 16, 2019

Steam-clean

Bending over and spreading your butt cheeks in a hot shower to rinse out your butthole & crack.

You can toss my salad, I did a steam-clean earlier today.

by SBtay December 31, 2016

Steaming Hillenturd

A person that keeps shoving the words in Stephen Hillenburg's mouth about him not wanting any spin-offs of Spongebob and making jokes about Nickelodeon disrepecting his grave for money

Person 1: Stephen Hillenburg said no spin-offs!
Person 2: Am I really going defile this grave for money? Of course I am.
Person 3: Stop shoving the words in his mouth Steaming Hillenturd

by R33001 December 12, 2021