Steamed Clam

The act of eating out a girl while in a hot steamy shower.

Dude: So what're you gunna have for dinner?
Dude2: I don't know about you, but I'm having steamed clam.

by IrishBigguns October 5, 2005

Steamed Dumpling

That turd which is dropped in the toilet during the time that one's friend/roommate/partner, etc. is in a nice hot shower, thus filling the steamy room with heavy poo stench.
This is usually the result of unfortunate timing, but can be used with malicious intent.

1. "Honey! I know you're in the shower, but I really need to use the toilet. This is an emergency!"
"No! Don't you dare give me the steamed dumpling!"
"Sorry."

2. "It was so funny this morning...Pablo was in the shower and I snuck in and dropped the worst steamed dumpling. It didn't hit him till after I'd already made it out the door."
"Yeah! High Five!"

by Crankshaw September 28, 2009

Steam Hammer

When a person shits himself in the shower and the stink spreads quickly utilizing the steam as a carrier.

"Hey Morty! That son of yours took a shit in the shower again, cause the neighbors are complaining"

by Willy the J.A. March 27, 2003

Steam Pipe

The homosexual act of one man farting into another man's ass.

Garrett, did you really just Steam Pipe Tim in the ass?

by Mike161 November 17, 2011

steam table

When you shit on someone's stomach while they are in the wheel yoga pose.

I made a steam table on Jared during hot yoga, and everyone had to clear the room.

by jynxuome April 14, 2021

Steaming Hulk

One of the worst presents that one can give/receive in a public bathroom. The massive doody is dark green with the remnants of a healthy diet. Upon contact with the toilet water, this hot dropping initiates plenty of water vapor. It's best not to flush; flushing only makes it angrier...

Clese: "Yo, weren't you going to the bathroom?"
Langston: "No way! There was a steaming hulk in there!"

by Badoge May 17, 2016

clean and steam

When someone shits on your chest in a circular motion

Hey dude i had the best clean and steam last night. It was so warm and soft.

by Dan.k May 8, 2014