Squeeks

a premature pedofile, who resembles an undesirable household rodent, is dirty, likes to utter the word "fuck" frequently, and often will tell others how much pussy he could get to detract from the fact that he is actually into elementary-aged boys

Squeeks seduced little Michael into the forest during recess and unmercifully railed the shit out of his asshole

by The Anti-Squeeks February 26, 2008

Squeef

A high-pitched qweef.

Person #1: "Hey, have you ever heard a girl squeef?"
Person #2: "Nah man, what the hell is a squeef?"
Person #1: "It's a squeaky, high-pitched fart, basically, that comes out of a woman's vagina."
Person #2: "......................."

by karadji February 19, 2012

squeeler

A young lady, who let's out a freekishly load sqwolk at the biggining of her laugh! This is only paralleled, by the grunting that ensues. She can easilly be mistaken for your average dizzy blond, (especially after a few shandy's). But do not be fooled, as she has special powers, including hand bag collecting, and talking in toungues. If you are still unsure as to whether you have a squeeler on your hand's. Then simply wait a while, for either a huwbert farnsworth to arive, or the squeeler to let rip with her obligitory catch-phrase of "OHH LUKE NOOOO"

What the f**k was that?
No worries it's just the squeeler!

by Master Pettifor October 26, 2004

Squee

Personal noun, 1. The greatest girl in the world, aka Kim, also referred to as Momma.
2. A squee ninja, a small harmless ninja that is cute as hell.
3. A Squee bomb, a shot named after Kim containing Blue Curacao, Hpnotiq, Red Bull and a cherry. Chilled.

My Squee is the greatest!
I would like to order a Squee bomb for my Squee
I love my Squee super bunches more!!

by Crazyhorse (Sin) December 9, 2008

squeem

(Verb)In the ruburbs of Mayfield: To have one's dog urinate on enemy territory.

"That ho stole my man. Let's go squeem her lawn."

by A.B. June 6, 2005

Squeeb

The physical act of taking a shit; dropping a deuce; pinching a loaf

I really have to squeeb after a giant bowl of baked beans.

We can't do squat thrusts right now as I have to take a huge squeeb.

by Trent Sherwood March 15, 2005

squeegasm

The physical reaction Greek Speak girls and other psycho fangirlies have to watching videos of, or listening to songs sung by Constantine Maroulis.

"OMG! I think I just had a Squeegasm from watching Con sing "My Funny Valentine" for the 10,000th time!"

by Ms. Snarkanonymous November 17, 2006