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Squeaker

Typically a xbox live 12 y/o who hasn't even lost his virginity but stills says he fucked your mum.These little shits often play fortnite 6-8 hrs a day rarely acting normal.They have no friends are un-trust-worthy and would be called a dissapointment even by those parents who are 100% good.These 12 y/o breeds masturbate alot,by alot I mean 4-6 times a day somtimes even 12 times a day!If you meet someone like this your unlucky you will be even more unlucky if you dont leave the game,party chat or session etc. They will take your loot no matter the cost,they will camp constantly and will rarely get a kill outside of their 'camping zone' because they always push the target.When they die they will blame it on the WHOLE team.Not ONLY that they do all that shit they will trash talk at whatever chance they have there favourite insult are your so trash,shut up, suck my dick and most annoying of all is I fUcKeD yOUr mOM.So that's a few symptoms of the squeaker.
Squeaker:your so trash bro your dogs hit
Me:as your a squeaker your opinion will never matter say goodbye because your getting kicked the party chat and game lmao bye
by Moderate_psychopath01 July 22, 2020
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beaker squeaker

A lonely lame boy that tries to have sex with a beaker just so he can say he got some to keep the jocks from calling him gay.
Tim Gay is a beaker squeaker; he sticks his ding dong in beakers and drinks his spadge when he's done. Maybe he is really gay...
by RatchetBoo April 15, 2003
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squickalicious

Thoroughly disgusting, utterly revolting, yet strangely compelling.
The idea of Jar Jar Binks having sex is fairly squickalicious.
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squeak

From the second-hand motor traders of North London:
a) Someone who is extremely tight with their money. Person in question is so tight they squeak.
a) That fucking SQUEAK never buys a round...
by Mr Potato May 5, 2004
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SQUACKED

REALLY, REALLY (BUT ACCIDENTLY) BROKEN
NASCAR's AFLAC sponsored race car was SQUACKED by its proud driver, Carl Edwards, this past weekend.
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Squeaky Dolphin

When you are doing a girl doggy, and when she starts to cum and you punch her in the kidney and she 'squeaks' like a dolphin while you crest your bigO. Usually followed by a Dirty Sanchez for good measure.
For Melinda and my first time, I waited till was cumming and then gave her a squeaky dolphin; and to make it even more special, i gave her a side of dirty sanchez. We don't date anymore and the doctor says i can go to solid food next week after i get my jaw unwired from her donkey punch.
by w1cky August 13, 2004
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Squack

A person who combines physical repulsiveness beyond the level required for "coyote ugly" with a level of annoying beyond Steve Urkel.
Dude, Melinda is such a squack
by J. Gerth April 19, 2007
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