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butt-scoot

The act of dragging one's ass across the floor using only hands and heels. Usually accompanied by a dangling tongue. Similar to when a dog drags his butt on the floor to itch it's anus.

The butt-scoot is often a remedy for unsuccessful wiping or removal of excess schmog.

It also can be used as an act of defiance or mockery.
The managers sat speechless in amazement as Erik did the butt-scoot around the boardroom in protest for having the meeting on a Friday at 4:30PM.

Jason won the $10 bet by successfully completing the butt-scoot all the way down the bar.

3 hours after his schmogging, Leonard found itch relief by doing the butt-scoot.
by Lord Smitty March 17, 2011
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Poop shoot riot

When a guy takes it upon himself to introduce an unsuspecting woman to anal sex. Much dissapproval on the woman's behalf usually arupts upon the initial insertion into the rectum.
The best way to go about it is not to ask her... just try the good ol' poop shoot riot.
by MrRoche November 25, 2004
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Scooterboy

A rider of a manual gearchange Vespa or Lambretta motorscooter. Wears an MA1 flight jacket and Levis' 501s. Hair cut to skinhead or flattop.
The scooterboy was desperate to fix the brakes on his Vespa P series so he could get to the Isle of Wight rally.
by Mark October 25, 2003
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scooter mob

New age scooter brotherhood that pride themselves with their respect for nature, and their lack of fear. These MEN/woMEN take self propelled scootering to its highest form and scoot as intended by the gods. Scooter mobs enjoy a cutthroat lifestyle and can be seen scooter mobbing for fun. Remember to get into a mob, you must be seen scootering. Althought its not recommended to scoot alone, that type of bravery is what they look for. Scootering is not necessarily scooter mobbing.
Haywood: "hey you think I could get into the local scooter mob"

Jablome: "well, you cant you just get in haywood, you need to be seen scooting, they'll find you"

Haywood: "But what if they attack me instead"

Jablome: "Im sorry to say this, but then it wasnt meant to be..noob"
by teh scootster January 22, 2010
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Scooter Flynny

The act of being a grown, arrogant, jackass of a man and never being nominated as father of the year.
Did you see that parent make his kid play baseball with a broken hand? He was being a real Scooter Flynny!

Kapooyah, did you see that Scooter Flynny pick on a kid with glasse at breakfast!?

Eric, Rich, and Kyle are sure ashamed to be friends with that fucking Scooter Flynny!
by Kapooyah! April 25, 2013
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scooter baby

A baby that is conceived when its mother scoots acrossed a bed post-coitus over seminal fluid.
"Oh my god, I can't believe that Mikah is a scooter baby. No wonder why he's so special..."
by SynSlash80 June 17, 2015
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Scooter Pig

Officer, somewhat, often riding around on an electric scooter/ golf cart/ Segway, handing out tickets for no good reason. Also called a meter maid or a dick.
"Oh man, that scooter pig is ticketing my car"
by PhantomXero August 19, 2016
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