Spoogical

When somebody spooges in an ice-tray and serves them up like popsicles.

John: So... does anybody want a popsicle?
Dave: Yeah.
Matt: Yeah.
Josh: Sure.

A few minutes after serving, John says: So how was the spoogicals?
All: WHAT?!?!
John: That was my spooge! How did it taste?
All: That's DISGUSTING!!!
Everyone vomits... John laughs hysterically.

by danrek666 July 30, 2009

spoogie loob

when u ejaculate into a persons nostrils then they re summon it by turning it into a loogie and spitting it back onto the penis as a lubricant

girl: i ran out of spit so i had to use "spoogie loob"

by holy sh*t June 28, 2010

Spooning

Eleven people in a bed with their socks off.

Bob - "Hey man, call up 9 whores and let's all spoon?"

Bill - "I'll get right on that dude, I love spooning."

Bob - "Radical."

by AFishMan December 5, 2011

spooing

Simultaneous spewing and pooing. Commonly experienced during bouts of gastro.

Anton was spooing for hours last night. Must be the prawns.

by 715G08 April 18, 2011

spooning

An emotional hug from behind in the stand up possition. the hug lets two people fit together like spoons

I love spooning with my friends.

by chopz August 19, 2006

spoonish gee socket

(sticking the penis in an girl with one eye's empty eye socket at the same time as slaping her blatter)

bitch im gonna spoonish gee socket you

by arkblatteresmell June 29, 2009

Spookie

A sexual Deviant that preys on the weak, young children,very drunk women and animals.

Look there is a Spookie,he is trying to snatch that kid!!

by transdogger1 March 14, 2010