SPOOKY BLUMPKIN

When you are taking a shit on the toilet and are getting head, Blow your load, Stand up and see there is no poop but you know you totally pooped (AKA THE GHOST POOPY)

Damn babe that blumpkin felt great but where is my turd? I'm scared this is a Spooky Blumpkin

by Convoluted1 September 30, 2021

spooky

IT DA SPOOKY MONTH! *spooky dances*

when spooky month

by psemidysch July 14, 2021

spooky johnson

Scary person

You not real you’re a spooky Johnson

by anonymous February 26, 2022

Spooky Dookie

When your doin just fine and all of a sudden you feel a drop in your stomach and your first thought is “oh shit” literally.. your own body spooks you.

I ate tacos last night and had a spooky dookie, so glad the bathroom was near by!

by ItJustHitMe March 4, 2022

Spooky Moose

While riding by on a skateboard, and a girl bends over in front of you, and you promptly take your finger, curl it and fast- like lighting- touch the area that's exposed. Aim for the taint. Then, skate away before they see you so they think it must be a ghost. Spooooky

I spooky moosed this chick today rolling down the street. I thought she hadn't seen me, but then I heard her yell "fuck you Ryan!!"

by MOLLY WAP March 4, 2022

Spooky Booty

A Phrase when your friend or you figure out that you have a booty, that mysteriously appeared overnight.

When someone doesn't show their ass and when they do, BAM. They got that spooky booty

Wakes up's, checks mirrors*

Damn, I got that spooky booty.

Describing someone

Friend 1- Did you see Sarah in that tight dress, last night?

Friend 2- Yeah. She looked great.

Friend 1- I know. She has a Spooky booty. I didn't think she had one
Friend 2- Yeah.

by shadowfax98 August 28, 2021

spooky spida ring

The ring of a mob boss. Legend says it glows in the dark and looks like a spida. You must kiss the spooky spida ring if you ever encounter it. If you instead decide to eat the spooky spida ring, it will be seen as a sign of disrespect, and you will get da sappy hand.

"I ate the mob boss's spooky spida ring"

"Did you get da slappy hand"

"Yeah"

by Strange snail May 18, 2021