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penis spit

penis spit is like CUM its when a guy ejaculates and wet white stuff comes out, just like spit.
"omg that guy just got penis spit in your hair... ewww"
by TYLER_LYNCH February 7, 2009
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Spit Shift

When you are assigned to a shift that is considered the worst possible shift at a job.
"Ah shit, I've been assigned the Spit Shift at spoons again!"
by Spit Man March 16, 2023
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Spit Milk

When you gargle cum so long it curdles into Jizzmilk. You then spit it into a cup and watch your partner drink it. They repeat the process until the spit milk is cumcheese. You then grate the cheese and serve it over the cumsghetti at Cum Central.
Sperman: Hey Elyse, wanna make some spit milk with me? Then we can go to Cum Central afterwards.

Elyse: Sure, I'm your cum dumpster Sperman.

Sperman: You're so funny! Lets get these off you.
by CC Creators December 1, 2022
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spit toast

When a man is with 2 woman and the male spreads his toe fungus on 2 pieces of toast and spits on it the females then proceed to feed each other the toast.
Yeah me and John brought the babysitter over for a spit toast
by Deus99 February 20, 2018
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Spit Lickey

A combination of tobacco and hashish within a zig zag white.
Ay to Sonja pass me that gnarly spit lickey
by Nastynawfz June 1, 2017
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Spit the custard

"Spitting the custard" is the act of ejaculation.
Similar in usage to "jizzing" and "jizzed".

1: "She was totally asking for it, so I spat the custard on her back"

2: "Leigh loves it when you spit the custard all over her face"
by Invorta November 30, 2010
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