Spit Handie

When spit is used as a lubricant to improve the quality of a hand job.

At first I wasn't feeling the love, but that dirty slut upgraded it to a spit handy

by mowen January 19, 2005

Spit Slap

The act of spitting on one's or self hand until your hand is soaked in spit, then slapping a victims face, usually asleep.

"I'm going to give this asshole a spit slap!"

by Jamie21699523 June 7, 2017

Spit the custard

"Spitting the custard" is the act of ejaculation.

Similar in usage to "jizzing" and "jizzed".

1: "She was totally asking for it, so I spat the custard on her back"

2: "Leigh loves it when you spit the custard all over her face"

by Invorta November 30, 2010

Spit Lickey

A combination of tobacco and hashish within a zig zag white.

Ay to Sonja pass me that gnarly spit lickey

by Nastynawfz June 1, 2017

spit target

A guy who is prepared stand in front of another guy and get in his face a load of the other guys spit.

I hang around with a group of lads who spit on me as i am their spit target.

by spittarget May 15, 2010

spitting vicar

euphemisim for penis.

Jimmy showed me his "spitting vicar".

by jotthedot April 10, 2008

Toad Spit

Toilet water splashed up onto your anus while you sit on the toilet. Could be caused by dropping a fat turd or when flushing before standing.

I hate when the automatic toilets at Wal-Mart go off when I'm not done, I always get splashed with toad spit.

by Eneshi April 18, 2018